#10: You think about pizza more than you do vegetables.
If you spend a couple hours a day on a porcelain bowl, and could use a little extra cash, you might want to take a road trip to Boston.
This five-year-old busting out 90 degree pushups is an absolute BEAST.
If you're a paper towel guy you hate it when you use the rest room, wash your hands and see nothing but hand blow dryers.
I'd like to think I could point to my penis on a diagram of the human body.
There's a lot of misinformation out there on the perils of watching adult videos, but here's some hard scientific evidence proving you should be watching p-rn.
At least double what you are consuming now.
Pound it out with pals, coworkers and even your mom.
Protip: don't be ugly.