Science

Hatorade: All Food Should Come in Pill Form

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I am a joyless human being constantly looking for things to ruin my day.

Opinions

Hatorade: Playing for the Love of Country, Or Love of Money?

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This summer, a group of NBA players will travel to London and compete for the gold medal.

National Anthem

Hatorade: The National Anthem is Played Out and Blake Griffin Can’t Commit an Offensive Foul

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When the radio-friendly members of The Fray strode to the microphone at center court before the opening tip of the national championship, expectations were low.

Saints

Hatorade: Bubbles Bursting, Old Men Arguing, Getting Short-Changed and Saintly Sinners

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Each week, there are countless things that makes us happy to be alive.

Tim Tebow

Hatorade: Brady Quinn’s Sour Grapes, Elijah Dukes’ Pot-Munching and the Worst Recruit Ever

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Each week, there are countless things that makes us happy to be alive.

Ron Jaworski

Hatorade: Where the Worst Things of the Week Get Served

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Each week, there are countless things that makes us happy to be alive.


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