30 Things 30-Somethings Hate About Millennials


On Saturday, myself (David Covucci) and Brandon Wenerd were at a bar with one of our younger coworkers whose phone was dead.


Fuck College Basketball


Today is the first day of the college basketball season, which means that for the next five months, televisions everywhere will be airing this vile sport, one people slavishly adore with the passion of a mother rhinoceros protecting her just-born baby despite the fact that it FUCKING SUCKS.

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