How I Got a Rub-and-Tug in NYC, and You Can Too!


Last weekend, me and two of my Bros went and got ourselves rub-and-tugs at a Chinese massage parlor (which I won't name for fear of it being raided) in New York City.


SweetWater Happy Ending is a beer with an explosive finish


Beer commercials try to imply that you'll have a great time drinking, but they're often limited by FCC censors.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Talks to Conan About the Art of a Happy Ending Massage


Jennifer Love Hewitt and her massive mammeries were on Conan last night to discuss her Lifetime TV Show, "The Client List.

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