Tag Archives: Government shutdown

House Stenographer Goes on Insane Rant During Vote, Is Dragged Away By Police

A longtime House stenographer lost her mind during a vote aimed at ending the the government shutdown. It was really, really weird.

Today in EXTREMELY Important Government Shutdown News

Barack Obama follows adult film star Asa Akira on Twitter.

Bob Woodward Says Obama’s Sobriety Harmed Government

Washington's most well-known journalist said current partisan tensions could have been eased if Barack Obama had just had a freakin' smoke. 

Let’s All Get Drunk and Call Members of Congress

If you're a non-essential government employee, you've been drunk for nine days straight. This is understandable. 1. There are no jobs around that require sobriety. 2. You've got to figure

Some Bro Mowed the Lawn at the Lincoln Memorial Today

A mysterious bearded gent was spotted by dozens of people in Washington, D.C. today mowing the lawn of the Lincoln Memorial, which is currently closed

Stephen Colbert Gives Couple Dream Wedding After Plans Canceled By Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were planning on getting married in front of the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown canceled their plans. Luckily, Stephen

Shots Fired at U.S. Capitol; Building on Lockdown

The U.S. Capitol was just placed on lockdown after gunfire erupted outside the building. Luke Russert of MSNBC reported that he heard "three distinct booms" near

Conan Furloughs Non-Essential Staff in Hilarious New Bit

Conan's associate producer Jordan Schlansky is either the best comedic actor on TV or a sociopath. There's no in between at this point.