Rants

House Stenographer Goes on Insane Rant During Vote, Is Dragged Away By Police

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A longtime House stenographer lost her mind during a vote aimed at ending the the government shutdown.

obama twitter

Today in EXTREMELY Important Government Shutdown News

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Barack Obama follows adult film star Asa Akira on Twitter.

smokingup

Bob Woodward Says Obama’s Sobriety Harmed Government

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Washington's most well-known journalist said current partisan tensions could have been eased if Barack Obama had just had a freakin' smoke.

Government Shutdown

Let’s All Get Drunk and Call Members of Congress

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If you're a non-essential government employee, you've been drunk for nine days straight.

weird news

Some Bro Mowed the Lawn at the Lincoln Memorial Today

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A mysterious bearded gent was spotted by dozens of people in Washington, D.

Weddings

Stephen Colbert Gives Couple Dream Wedding After Plans Canceled By Shutdown

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Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were planning on getting married in front of the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown canceled their plans.

worst of facebook

This week in Facebook idiocy

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In this week's Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some hilarious takes on the government shutdown, Breaking Bad fanatics, hilarious WINs, and more.

late night tv

Conan Furloughs Non-Essential Staff in Hilarious New Bit

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Conan's associate producer Jordan Schlansky is either the best comedic actor on TV or a sociopath.

Sports suspended service academies

Service academies suspend athletics due to goverment shutdown

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The government shutdown is hitting the sports world hard today with news that the Defense Department has suspended athletics at service academies.


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