Tag Archives: Goals

Thomas Müller Scored for Germany Because Brazil Left Him Wide Open

Bad defense.

Josip Drmic and the Swiss Had a Chance to Invade Argentina’s Goal, But Stayed Neutral

Weak!

David Villa Scored an Extremely Fancy Goal for Spain

Cheeky.

Bryan Ruiz Scored a Gorgeous Header and Costa Rica Continues to Shock the World

A stunner.

Really Excited World Cup Fan Mashup is Really Exciting

Soccer is very exciting.

Soccer Player Celebrates His Goal By Climbing into the Stands and Applauding

Well done.

Cristiano Ronaldo Scored a Goal, Then Did This

Alright.

Minnesota Beat North Dakota in the Frozen Four on This Incredible Last-Second Goal

Just in time.

Hulk Scored a Goal That Will Make You Rip Your Shirt Off Your Rippling Torso

Hulk smash.

Israeli Soccer Player Scores Goal, Celebrates With a Selfie

Say cheesy.

Rogelio Chavez Scored a Goal That Will Make You Pull Over to the Side of the Road and Compose Yourself Before Continuing

From way downtown.

Italian Soccer Player Celebrates Goal By Headbutting Glass, Gets Red Card

After scoring the world’s easiest goal, this Italian striker eschewed the congratulations of teammates and made a beeline for a […]

This Is One of Alex Ovechkin’s Greatest Goals, Which Is Saying a Lot

I've been a Washington Capitals fan since the day I started going to games back in 1987. 

Welp, This is the Sickest Hockey Shootout Goal of the Year

This is Linus Klasen of Sweden, just embarssing everyone who has ever played the game of hockey. This goal was against the Czech Republic in the

Soccer Team Saved by Goalie’s Bicycle-Kick Goal

Because it's a goalie scoring a crucial bicycle-kick goal. 

It’s an Absolute Tragedy This Lionel Messi Goal Didn’t Count

Lionel Messi is perhaps the best athlete in the world despite barely qualifying to ride roller coasters at amusement parks. 

This Free-Kick Goal Took Plenty of Planning, Was Celebrated Vigorously

A futsal team wearing pink running trick plays and celebrating without conscience? Literally all of my favorite things in one place. 

Soccer Goalie Fails Hard

 I'd imagine soccer goalies have terrible nightmares about allowing embarrassing goals. I'd imagine they look exactly like this.

Soccer Player Misses Penalty Kick, Scores Much More Impressive Goal

This is certainly not the easiest way to score a goal off a penalty kick, but it is the best way to gain instant international

Jozy Altidore Scores Hat Trick Against Bosnia; USMNT Suddenly Can’t Lose

Don’t look now, but the United States Men’s National Team has won an unprecedented 12 straight matches. Drink it in, America, this is what it’s

Brazilian Soccer Player Scores First Goal, Injures Self Celebrating

There’s precious little scoring in soccer, so when someone finds the back of the net, they really go for it in the celebration department. Unfortunately

This Seated Bicycle-Kick Goal is Pretty Impressive

Well, that’s one way to go about it.

Patrice Bergeron Scores in Double Overtime as Boston Bruins Sink Pittsburgh Penguins

Patrice Bergeron put the Boston Bruins on the brink of the Stanley Cup Final with a timely goal in double overtime to sink the Pittsburgh

Gustav Nyquist Provides Much-Needed Overtime Game-Winner for Detroit Red Wings

The Detroit Red Wings blew a three-goal lead in the final 15 minutes of regulation against the Anaheim Ducks. Staring a 2-0 series deficit in

Sergio Aguero Won the Manchester Derby With This Beauty

Sergio Aguero’s slick goal gave Manchester City a 2-1 victory over archrival Manchester United this afternoon at Old Trafford.

Djimi Traore Scores a Soccer Goal That Will Drastically Alter Your Worldview

Seattle Sounders defender Djimi Traore scored a scorching goal from 35 yards out during yesterday’s CONCACAF Champions League quarterfinal match against Tigres. It was just

Benfica’s Nicolas Gaitan Scored a Terrific Back-Heel Goal

That is cheeky. Quite cheeky indeed.

Lionel Messi Has Scored 86 Goals This Year; Here’s Video Proof

Lionel Messi set a record for goals in a calendar year by scoring his 85th and 86th tallies in yesterday’s game against Real Betis. Without

Palermo’s Fabrizio Miccoli Scores From Midfield, Wears Pink Shirt

Fabrizio Miccoli had a hat trick for Palermo against Chievo Verona yesterday. I have no idea what his first two goals looked like, but the

FAIL: Goalkeeper Scores Really Embarrassing Self-Goal

We all have tough days at the office. In a match between Brazilian second division teams Criciuma and America, Circiuma keeper Michel Alves makes a

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scored a Special, Special Goal for Sweden

Sweden’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored a picturesque goal in his country’s 2-0 win over France today. Was it better than Danny Welbeck’s? Was it better than

In Case You Missed It, Here’s Danny Welbeck’s Ridiculous Backheeled Goal

Of all the goals scored at Euro 2012 thus far, Danny Welbeck’s is the prettiest.

Silvestre Valera’s Gorgeous Late Goal Helped Portugal Sink Denmark

Denmark and Portugal just finished up the best match of Euro 2012 to this point. Two goals by Nicklas Bendtner erased a 2-0 Portuguese advantage,
ahl

This Might Be the Worst Way to Ever Lose a Hockey Game

This is just how the Norfolk Admirals drew it up. In overtime of Game 3 of the AHL’s Calder Cup Finals, defenseman Mike Kostka dumped

Goalie Lets Vladimir Putin Score Game-Winning Goal, Lives

Russian President Vladimir Putin scored the winning goal in a shootout when his amateur team played the Legends of Russia. I’d comment on

Here Are All 72 of Lionel Messi’s Goals This Season

Lionel Messi’s four goals on Saturday ran his season total to an unprecedented 72. He broke the previous mark of 70 set way

Manchester City Knocked Off Manchester United, Thanks to Vincent Kompany

Today’s Manchester derby was arguably the most hyped Premier League match in history. A ridiculous 650 million people were predicted to tune in.

Danny Briere Scores Game-Winner in Overtime for Philadelphia Flyers

Danny Briere’s rocket 4:36 into overtime gave the Philadelphia Flyers a 4-3 win over the New Jersey Devils in Game 1 of the

For Some Reason, This Ottawa Senators Goal Was Allowed Last Night

The New York Rangers went to Ottawa last night facing elimination and walked away with a win. But the 3-2 decision didn’t come

Here Are All 10 of the Pittsburgh Penguins’ Goals Last Night

The bad news for Philadelphia Flyers fans is that their team gave up 10 goals last night and no goaltender can seem to