Wayne Rooney

When Soccer Celebrations Go Hollywood, We All Win

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This is just a master’s course in Internet use.

Soccer

David Beckham Still Bending it Like Himself

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David Beckham took a break from modeling in his underwear and ordering Burger King to blast in a goal from distance in Los Angeles’ 3-1 victory over Portland last night.

Soccer

Lionel Messi Breaks Barcelona’s All-Time Goal Record

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Lionel Messi scored his 233rd goal with Barcelona this afternoon in a 5-3 victory over Granada to break the club’s all-time scoring record.

messi

Lionel Messi Never Ceases to Amaze

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In extremely predictable news, Lionel Messi scored a gorgeous goal over the weekend.

Sex

This Hockey Announcer Wants to Talk About Sex, Baby

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Dallas Stars announcer Daryl Reaugh was pretty turned on by Mike Ribeiro's game-winning goal against the Calgary Flames last night.

World Cup

Watch Abby Wambach Give Team USA a 2-1 Lead in Extra Time

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Alex Morgan with the assist, Abby Wambach sinking one in the onion bag with some killer head.

Soccer

Watch Canada’s 16-Year-Old Goalie Score a Half-Pitch Game-Tying Goal Against England

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It's not really in our nature to post two soccer highlights in one day, but, meh, it's the end of June and there isn't really anything else going on in the Wide World of Sports (sans baseball, the NHL Awards, and the NBA Draft).

Soccer

The Best High School Soccer Inbound Flip-Pass Goal You’ll See Today

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This flip-pass/header for the goal combo is an absolutely stellar play.

NHL

VIDEO: Alexander Ovechkin’s Incredible Mid-Spill Goal

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Last night Alexander Ovechkin lead the Capitals to a 3-2- victory against the against Panthers.