"I'm only talking right now because I'm scared of silence.
Most girls love first dates: it’s the time where they can build you up in their heads as the perfect man, try out your last name as her new last name, imagine what your kids would look like, and the time before they figure out that you’re an asshole or impotent or whatever.
Love it or hate it, a lot of millennial yuppie douchefucks think Lena Dunham's Girls is "the show of our generation.
It's a fact that the sense of smell is a major turn on, even more so than your sense of sight.
I'm a girl and I can admit that I overcomplicate everything.
What an incredible world we're living in right now, where sexy women can become famous just for their skills at vaping.
They aren't talking about you, if that's what you are thinking.
According to this video, it takes numerous girls to completely screw up one simple task.
Or at least the saddest thing ever with a lot of girls in lingerie.
Yea you should watch the Super Bowl I guess but I'm more interested in the Puppy Bowl.