Tag Archives: Funny texts

Guy Expertly Trolls Person Who Is Trying to Sell a Ping Pong Table on Craigslist

Nothing better than being an asshole out of sheer boredom. Or what appears to be sheer boredom.

Vegas Club Promoter Texts Bachelorette Saying Her Party Can Be Comped If There Are No ‘Whales or Hippos’

I can't believe how polite this chick remained. I would have been like, "Dude, kill yourself," if I were her.

Graphic Designer Trolls Business Owner Who Posted a Craigslist Ad In Hilarious Series Of Sexually Graphic Texts

Trolls be trollin'.

Trolls Troll a Go Kart Repair Shop for Mario Kart Services via Text Messages

Too bad the guy stopped replying before they could work a Rainbow Road or Koopa Troopa Beach reference in.

Bro Perfectly Prank Texts a Personal Trainer Advertising Her Services on Craigslist

Our Bros from Textastrophe are at it again, back to trolling people who leave their phone numbers in public places.

Bros Trolls a Girl Who Really Wants to Have Sex With Him on Tinder

Over the weekend, a reader sent us this curious Tinder conversation he had with “some chick in Boston.” He writes, […]

Is This The Best Break-Up Text of All Time?

So honest. How can it not be? 

Bro Sends Awesome Text to Naggy Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Want Him to Participate In No-Shave-November

There's nothing more annoying than having a naggy girlfriend complain about your God-given right as a man to grow facial hair during No-Shave November. This Bro

Every Bro Needs to Know These Great Responses to Flirty Texts

Next time some lady texts you that she "wants to see you," hit her back with a text telling her she needs to check out

I Can’t Stop Laughing at This Text Message Prank to a Personal Driver Ad

Textastrophe keeps getting better and better and better. If you didn't read their text message prank to a TGI Fridays manager, go do that here. 

What Happens When You Text Drake Lyrics to Your Ex?

This is such a great prank from our friends over at Pigeons and Planes. They thought it'd be funny to text Drake lyrics to their

Bro Pranks People By Texting Fake ‘Breaking Bad’ Spoilers, Pisses A Lot of People Off

Turns out people don't like it when you spoil their favorite show with fake storylines... 

Expert Ways To Handle Wrong Number Texts

I love it when you get a text from someone who's al llike, "Yo, where the party at?" and then they realize it's a wrong

Bro Pranks a Wrong Number Text and It’s EPIC, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Have a funny text message for next week's Text Thursday? Send it to us here. This week we're leading off with an epic wrong number

Frat Bro Pranks a Wrong Number Text, Things Get Awkward

A tipster sent us this e-mail:  A little over a week ago i received a text from this poor girl asking me for a job. Unfortunately

Bro Sends Epic Text Prank About a Car Grill, Plus More Funny Text Messages

This week for Text Thursday, I'm going to open with two prank text-thread update from the wildly popular, super hilarious Tumblr site, Textastrophe.com. Their prank

An Awkward Encounter With a Married Woman In a Bar, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Reminder to send your text messages for next week's edition of Text Thursday here. 

Drunk Texts from Uncle Chuck, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Dude... Uncle Chuck kind of sounds like THE MAN. 

Blind Date Goes Terribly Wrong, Plus More Funny Text Messages

Reminder to double check who you're blasting out those text messages to. Also: Send us your funny text messages for next week's Text Thursday! 

A Bunch of People Pranked Their Parents by ‘Accidentally’ Texting Them About a Drug Deal

Nathan Fielder, the star of the Comedy Central show Nathan For You, asked his followers on Twitter to do something last night, "Experiment: text your

Text Thursday: Who Poops In Sears? Plus 13 More Funny Text Messages

You're right, Mom. Who the hell does that?

Text Thursdays: RE: Getting the V on Valentine’s Day, Plus 18 More Funny Text Messages

Text Thursday is here and it's ready for Valentine's Day. Have a great text message for next week? Drop us an e-mail right here.  Also... If

Text Thursdays: A Drunk Text Message Masterpiece, Plus 10 More Funny Text Messages

Text Thursdays! Let's start with a drunk text message masterpiece. Not enough room for it here, so you'll have to click to the next slide. 

Text Thursday: A Kinky Cooking Text, Plus 16 More Funny Text Messages

Wait, we're talking about chicken breasts here, right? Oh, we're not? Daaaamn.... 

Text Thursday: ‘Hey, How’s Your Ass?’ Plus 20 More Funny Text Messages

After New Year's break, Text Thursdays is BACK!

Text Thursday: Check Out the Pair on These Two, Plus 10 More Funny Text Messages

Bro... Do you even? 

Text Thursdays: Why You Shouldn’t Label a Bootycall ‘Bootycall’, Plus 21 More Funny Text Messages

Best time of the week! Text Thursdays! Lets start with a text sent in by a reader who made the mistake of labeling a girl

Text Thursdays: Overly Attached Girlfriend, Holidays Edition, Plus 20 More Funny Text Messages

Best part of the week: Text Thursdays, our weekly round-up of funny text message threads full of FAIL, LOL, and WTF?! This week: Beware, it's

Text Thursdays: Not Really a Text You Want to Send to Your Mom, Plus 17 More Funny Text Messages

Best part of the week: Text Thursdays, our weekly round-up of funny text message threads full of FAIL, LOL, and WTF?! Today we start with

Text Thursdays: Probably the Most Awkward Break-Up Text Ever, Plus 20 More Funny Text Messages

Best part of the week: Text Thursdays, our weekly round-up of funny text message threads full of FAIL, LOL, and WTF?! Let's get started with

Text Thursdays: This Guy REALLY Wants to Know If His Ex Got a Haircut, Plus 17 More Funny Texts

Time for the best time of the week: Text Thursdays, our weekly round-up of funny text message threads. Let's start this week's Text Thursdays with

Text Thursdays: Fun with Glow-In-the-Dark Paint, Plus 15 More Funny Texts

That's some level thinking right here. 

Text Thursday: ‘What’s Your Sexual Orientation,’ Plus 15 More Funny Text Messages

Not sure how you get in a scenario where you receive a text message from someone inquiring about your sexual orientation, but whatever. This week's

Text Thursdays: This Is What Crazy Looks Like, Plus 16 More Funny Text Messages

It's the best day of the week, Text Thursday! Be very, very afraid when a girl you've met only once (and very briefly) wants to

Text Thursdays: Man, That’s Embarrassing Ashlee, Plus 15 More Funny Texts

After missing a week last week, Funny Texts Thursday is back! Let's start with this embarassing wrong number text from some gal named Ashlee. Hope

Text Thursdays: ‘Sleep Good’ Vs. ‘Sleep Well’, Plus 12 More Funny Texts

Welcome to Funny Text Thursday, a compiled gallery of weekly funny text messages full of LOL, SMH, WTF, and the occasional FAIL, presented in the

Text Thursdays: Denied By a Co-Worker, Plus 12 More Funny Texts

Welcome to Funny Text Thursday, a compiled gallery of weekly funny text messages full of LOL, SMH, WTF, and the occasional FAIL, presented in the

Text Thursdays: Why Texting ‘K’ To Someone Is EVIL, Plus 23 More Funny Text Messages

Welcome to Funny Text Thursday, a compiled gallery of weekly funny text messages full of LOL, SMH, WTF, and the occasional FAIL, presented in the

Introducing Text Thursday, A Curated Weekly Gallery of Funny Text Messages

I've been contemplating this as a reoccuring weekly feature for a while and, well, I figured it was just time to get down to business

The Top Five Dirtiest Texts from TextsFromLastSex.com

Some people smoke cigarettes after sex. Others people roll over and go to sleep, take a shower, or shotgun a beer. Increasingly often people are