Look at you.
Dear Jake, I was going to begin with a pleasant introduction, but you know what.
Isn't it funny how less and less you give a shit the more your college career goes on.
#11: Rocking the lanyard from freshman move-in ALL.
Don't make rookie mistakes, even though you are a rookie.
Poaching a cougar is one of the more difficult and more delicate pursuits a young man can undertake, and that is why all bros should proceed with caution when approaching an older woman, especially in college.
I can almost guarantee you that these ten things end up in your dorm whether you plan it or not.
The drive up to school is excruciating.
So you’re a freshman and you’re just about to start college.