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This Female Football Player Might Pass Better Than Jameis And Has Hands Like Odell

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Meet Kiara Patterson, a woman who at the very least needs to get a quick look from a few NFL scouts because, damn, if she was a guy she might be draft-worthy come Thursday, April 30th.

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Wal-Mart Just Gave Us Its Final Answer On The Infamous And Supposedly Career-Ending Dez Bryant Video

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We all read the full police report of a woman allegedly being dragged from Dez Bryant’s car that surfaced last month, and we’ve seen the police video where Dez Bryant’s mother reveals that he “roughed her up” and “threatened to knock her out” back in 2012…but where’s the career-ending video.

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Somebody Wrote A Book About Gronk Having Sex With Johnny Manziel And It’s So Bad It’s Amazing And I Love It

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I don’t give a fuck about what you’re doing right now, because you need to stop whatever it is and buy this book.

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‘Uncle Rico’ Nearly Lost An Eyeball After Being Cleat Stomped During Adult League Football Brawl

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I say 'Uncle Rico' because if you're playing in an adult football league chances are you have more than a little in common with the uncle from 'Napoleon Dynamite' who maintained he could throw a football over the mountains, and who wouldn't let go of his glory days on the gridiron.

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A Career-Ending Video Of Dez Bryant Is Being Shopped Around, Described As WORSE Than The Ray Rice Video

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Remember how when you were little your parents would keep you from hanging out with certain kids in the neighborhood.

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All 32 NFL Team Helmets Were Given A More Modern Redesign And The Results Are Awesome

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Tired of looking at your favorite NFL team wearing the same helmet and uniform since god-knows-when.

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The NYPD And Boston Police Joined Forces To Ruin The Lives Of Each And Every Seahawks Fan

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There is no love lost between the cities of New York and Boston, but in the grips of another winter hellstorm, the police departments of the two cities joined forces to pour lemon salt into the wounds of Seattle Seahawks fans throughout the nation.

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According To This Chart The Seahawks Fans Were The Real Super Bowl Winners

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After last night's crushing defeat, fans of the Seattle Seahawks are looking for something to keep their spirits up.


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