Tag Archives: Football

2014 SEC Football Promo Video Will Have You Jizzing SEC

Consult a doctor, though.

Creeper University Of Miami Football Players Were Just Arrested For Sexually Assaulting An Underage 17-Year-Old

I could make a joke about Florida here, but I won't.

These ‘Star Wars’-Themed Football Helmet Concepts Are Awesome

What if Storm Troopers, Chewbacca, and RJ-D2 battled in a galaxy far, far away under the Dark Lord of the Sith powers of Roger Goddell?

NFL Team Logos Redesigned as NBA Team Logos from Same City

We're a nation that loves seeing things redesigned.

Al Golden Hired a DJ and Put Up Strobe Lights for The Miami Hurricanes 5am Workouts

It's been a decade since my alma mater hasn't sucked at football. THIS YEAR WE TURN IT THE FUCK AROUND.

High School Football Player Pulls Some of the Sickest Jukes You’ll Ever See at Training Camp

Kid left everyone's legs tied in knots. Love it.

Rex Ryan, in USMNT Gear, Taking a Selfie, at the Belgium-Russia Game

Do they have chicken wings in Brazil?

Eastern Michigan to Play on a Gray Football Field for Some Reason

50 shades.

The Biggest Partier Every NFL Franchise Has Ever Had

Peyton Manning-y do-gooders and charitable individuals need not apply.

A Guide to the World Cup For Bros Who Don’t Know Shit About Soccer

Can we kick it?

Someone Redesigned All the NFL Logos as Anime Characters, And the Jets Logo Actually Improved

The Bronco's logo is fitting. After all, they played like the My Little Pony's in the Super Bowl.

Jameis Winston Threw Himself a Hail Mary — Are We to Believe It’s Real?

In which we are reminded that ball is in fact life.

Angry Guy Proves That You Can’t Throw a Hail Mary to Yourself

Remember that fast teenager who supposedly threw a Hail Mary to himself? It was bullshit.

Shoe Designer Releases Nike Concept Cleats for Johnny Manziel, They’re Hot

Now that Johnny Manziel has his team he needs a set of cleats so when he takes the field for the Cleveland Browns, or backs

Troy University O-Lineman Terrence Jones Squats 810 Pounds with Incredible Ease

Strong man is strong.

Arena League Football Player Makes Perfect Arena League Catch

Nifty.

The Eagles Release DeSean Jackson, Rumors Swirling That He Is Allegedly Tied to the ‘Crips’ Gang

I'm so glad I didn't buy that Djax jersey a couple of years ago.

Little Kid Loses His Shit Over the Panthers Releasing Steve Smith

I did the same thing when Michael Jordan retired for the first time.

Piers Morgan Calls American Football ‘Girly,’ Says Pads Aren’t ‘Manly’

Go back to England, Piers Morgan. It is our birthright as red-blooded Americans to hate on anyone who hates on […]

Richie Incognito Is Saying Some Extremely Fucked Up Things on Twitter About Jonathan Martin Right Now

Not sure what this below accomplishes. Probably something he should have kept private. FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought […]

And So It Begins…Here’s a Video of Michael Sam Dancing Shirtless to ‘Rock With You’ at a Gay Bar in Missouri

We know what you’re thinking and we, too, are shocked that Missouri has gay bars. We’re not shocked that this […]

Richard Sherman Destroys a Troll on Twitter

Rule number one of the Internet: Don’t feed the trolls, unless you’re Richard Sherman and just won a Super Bowl […]

What If All 32 NFL Teams Had ‘Star Wars’-Themed Helmets?

  The end of football season always puts me into a tailspin of depression. It begins when college football ends […]

Jared Lorenzen Is Still a Scramblin’, Gun-Slingin’ Quarterback

Who saw this coming? Jared Lorenzen—the former Kentucky folk hero turned Eli Manning backup—is still playing football. Lorenzen was never […]

This is What Most Guy’s Sundays Will Look Like After Football Season

Football season is just about over and we’re all screwed. Your typical Sunday To-Do list is about to get absolutely ruined

In Interview, Richard Sherman Says the Word ‘Thug’ Is Akin to a Racial Slur

At a press conference today, Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman said people who use the word 'thug' to describe him are using it as a

Is This Rex Ryan Eating at a Denny’s in Florida?

It certainly appears so. 

Father Forces Son to Run Alongside Moving Car to ‘Train For Football,’ Son Is Only 5 Years Old

This video has everything: cursing, threats of vehicular homicide, a no-pain-no-gain mentality, talks of another son who sucks, CROCS, double-wides, RVs and, most importantly, a hint of child abuse. Or,

Who to Start and Sit in Week 15 of Fantasy Football

I came into last week tired of Jordan Cameron. He had served me well earlier in the season, but he had completed four straight stinkers

VIDEO: What If Women Liked Football More Than Men?

This has me cracking up. 

Kraken. Hogwarts.

Drew Brees may have been too much for the Panthers last night, but Greg Hardy won Best SNF Intro... Ever. Donning stunna shades and a

Rob Ford Is Heading to a Town Where His Crack Smoking Will Be Appreciated

Washington, D.C., of course. 

The World’s Worst Women To Watch Football With

"I'm putting Housewives on because stuff actually happens in that show!" Elite Daily just dropped a video that almost every guy can relate to.  And on a related note... Why

Why My Girlfriend Shouldn’t Watch Football with Me: A Girlfriend’s Rebuttal

Editor's Note: The following is a response to an article we published last year, titled "Why My Girlfriend Shouldn’t Watch Football with Me on Sunday."

5 Most Memorable Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Letdowns

In honor of nostalgia, let’s pretend your television only gets three channels in color, that there is only one nationally televised NFL matchup on per

We Fully Support These Female Green Bay Packer Fans Going to Today’s Freezing Cold Game in Bikinis

The wind chill factor at today's Green Bay Packers game is eight. 

CRAZY Video of a High School Football Player Beating Another Player with His Helmet

Tempers can run high during a football game, but this is unquestionably the most unsportsman-like thing I've ever witnessed. Back in September I posted about

DII Running Back Does a Front-Flip Over a Defender, Lands It, Keeps Trucking

Martee Tenner is a running back at Lincoln University (Missouri). During a game against Southwest Baptist on Saturday, he pulled this downright incredible front-flip over a

Jacksonville’s Jason Babin Ripped the Dreads Off a Cardinals Player and Threw Them On the Ground

The NFL is getting so insanely barbaric, I freakin' love it. Here's a screencap of Jason Babin holding the guy's dreads up like a trophy from

This Eagles Event Staffer Can’t Stop Checking out Erin Andrews’ Ass

I don't blame him.