Tag Archives: Football
A lot of embarrassed fathers sitting in the stands after this run.
Get pumped for football season.
Lighten up, John.
Don't Fuck With Peyton Manning
He tried is best.
Terrific Beaker impersonation.
They're at it again.
In their second pre-season game, No. 1 draft pick Jadeveon Clowney made big plays against the Falcons.
So who wants to do this to the MLB and NHL so we can get this trend over with already?
Welcome back, old friend.
Do you even haze, Bro?
First day of training camp and some football fans are already putting Jadeveon Clowney in GOAT status.
The NFL is back!
Consult a doctor, though.
I could make a joke about Florida here, but I won't.
What if Storm Troopers, Chewbacca, and RJ-D2 battled in a galaxy far, far away under the Dark Lord of the Sith powers of Roger Goddell?
We're a nation that loves seeing things redesigned.
It's been a decade since my alma mater hasn't sucked at football. THIS YEAR WE TURN IT THE FUCK AROUND.
Kid left everyone's legs tied in knots. Love it.
Do they have chicken wings in Brazil?
Peyton Manning-y do-gooders and charitable individuals need not apply.
The Bronco's logo is fitting. After all, they played like the My Little Pony's in the Super Bowl.
In which we are reminded that ball is in fact life.
Remember that fast teenager who supposedly threw a Hail Mary to himself? It was bullshit.
Now that Johnny Manziel has his team he needs a set of cleats so when he takes the field for the Cleveland Browns, or backs
Strong man is strong.
I'm so glad I didn't buy that Djax jersey a couple of years ago.
I did the same thing when Michael Jordan retired for the first time.
Go back to England, Piers Morgan. It is our birthright as red-blooded Americans to hate on anyone who hates on […]
Not sure what this below accomplishes. Probably something he should have kept private. FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought […]
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