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This Chili’s Cook Was Fired For Posting Provocative And Topless Photos From Inside The Chili’s Kitchen

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Naturally, this took place in Florida, because it couldn't possibly take place anywhere else, except for maybe the storyline of a Dad Boner tweet.

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This 19-Year-Old Floridian Was Arrested For Making Sweet, Sweet Love To A Stuffed Toy Horse In Walmart

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Meet 19-year-old Sean Johnson, the newest inductee of Florida's heavy populated WTF.

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Is This A 10-Minute Video Of An Actual UFO?

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A cruise ship passenger took a 10-minute video of what appears to be an actual UFO hovering over the ship as they were somewhere off of Florida.

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Meth Cookers Prove How Brilliant The Drug Makes You When They Buttdial 911 And Immediately End Up In Jail

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From what I've been told crystal meth gets you jacked up and gives you a false sense of intelligence, strength, and superiority.

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Florida Woman Attends Jacksonville Jaguars Game, Wears Jeans In Pool

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The Jacksonville Jaguars have a cabana where fans can watch their favorite team lose on fall Sundays.

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Fascist Teachers Stop Student From Wearing ‘Trojan Condoms’ Costume To Promote Safe Sex

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In the latest chapter of 'The Ferocious Pussification of America' we have a student wearing a harmless Trojan Condoms costume to school for "Character Day" and being told by teachers it's unacceptable.

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Two Dudes Fake Kidnapping For Ransom To Go On One Final Bender Before Heading Back To Rehab

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So you're heading back to rehab to get help for your addictions but want to go on one last blowout of a bender, what do you do.

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Bros, Hide Your Stash: Woman Thrown In Jail For A Month For Possession Of SpaghettiO’s

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Listen up bros, if you're reading this and you're holding then I suggest you go hide your stash.

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Kayak Fisherman Shocked When Bull Shark Jumps Out Of Water To Steal His Fish

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Angler Jason Downs was fishing from his kayak near Navarre Beach in Florida and reeling in a 10-pound grouper when he was greeted by a bull shark jumping out of the water to steal his catch.

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Orlando Bros Rent Out Typhoon Lagoon Wave Pool, Throw Epic Surfing Bachelor Party

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Some bros down in Orlando recently threw their buddy the best surfing bachelor party ever by renting out the wave pool at Typhoon Lagoon for 100 waves.

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Man Wearing Jersey That Says ‘DOPE’ Arrested For Possession Of Coke, Heroin, and MDMA

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A Florida man was apprehended in Sarasota after a routine traffic stop went awry.


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