festivus

Florida + Festivus = Perfection

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Bros, we're less than 9 days out from Christmas so if you have any shopping you need to get done know that you have 8 more days until you actually need to buy anything.

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Fetishist Or Crime Gone Wild: Burglar Gets Sat On By 200-Pound Woman Until Police Arrive To Arrest Him

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A burglary in South Florida lived out a dream that many fetishists have to pay a lot of money for: he was taken down and sat on by a 200-pound woman.

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Sad Day For Architecture: Strip Club In The Shape Of Two Gigantic Titties Is To Be Torn Down

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A Winter Park, Florida 'night club' that's been home to various strip clubs throughout the years is reportedly being bought by the city over market value so the city can tear it down and rid themselves of the gigantic boob stains they so despise.

florida

Thanks To Hobby Lobby, Devil Worshipers Won The Right To Display Angels Being Swallowed Into Fiery Hell

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I'm sure this ruling from the Sunshine State won't sit too well with the fiercest supporters of Hobby Lobby.

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Guy Gets Carjacked By Hooker With A BB Gun After Agreeing To Pay $10 For A Beej

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A man in Ocala, Florida set out to pay for a simple beej, but ended up getting carjacked by a crazed hooker with a bb gun.

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Florida Man Named Phuc Kieu Arrested For Robbery, Rape After Watching Porn In His Car

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Really, after reading "Florida Man Named Phuc Kieu Arrested For Robbery, Rape After Watching Porn In His Car" how can one not be intrigued.

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A 17-Year-Old Florida Girl Has Been Charged With Masterminding A H.S. Prostitution Ring

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A 17-year-old girl from Sarasota, Florida has been charged with organizing a prostitution ring across two area high schools.

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13-Foot Hammerhead Shark Stalks Kayakers For Miles, Wants To Eat Their Brains (And Fish)

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Coming in contact with sharks while kayaking can be a very unsettling experience.


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