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Prison Warden Fired For Allegedly Diddling Inmates, Threatening Guards Who Crossed His ‘Girlfriends’

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An assistant warden at the Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala, Florida has been fired after he allegedly kept groups of girlfriends among the inmates, with whom he would trade sexual favors for contraband.

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Stay The Fuck Away From Florida: MILLIONS Of Genetically Modified Demon Mosquitoes To Be Released

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A British research firm is poised to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes into the Florida Keys, and it's safe to assume 99.

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Great White Shark Attacks Fishing Boat In Florida Panhandle, Tries To Chew Off Trolling Motor

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A charter fishing boat roughly eight miles off the coast of Panama City Beach, Florida was attacked by a Great White Shark.

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Florida Teen Infiltrates Hospital, Pretends To Be OB/GYN For Entire Month Before Getting Caught

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A teen in West Palm Beach, Florida spent an entire month channeling his inner Doogie Howser, posing as an OB/GYN at the St.

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Florida Sheriff’s Panties Ruffled After Discovering His Rug Says ‘In Dog We Trust’

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It's too early to know for certain that this was all a grand scheme from the liberal, hippie, apetits agenda in order to strike God out of all places of Capitalistic worship, but what we do know is that one sheriff in Florida was pissed to find out his $500 rug paid homage to our canine lord and savior.

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Jon Stewart Shared Some Good Reasons Why Florida Is The Craziest State

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Jon Stewart reminded us once again Florida is a piece of toilet paper dangling off America's shoe, causing all kinds of embarrassment.

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These Two Geniuses Spent Two Days In A Poop-Filled Janitor’s Closet, Because Maybe They Smoked Some Crack

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One of my earliest memories as a child was accidentally locking myself in a closet at my aunt's house.

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I’ll Give You One Guess Which State A Teacher Was Arrested In After Trading An Illegal Handgun For Painkillers

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This is story is so quintessentially Florida I was chomping at the bit to blog it up even before I'd read the entire account of events and arrests.


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