Tag Archives: Florida

University of Florida Girl Has a “Royals” Parody, And You’re Probably Going to Want to Sit Down for This

Oh. Wow.

Topless Woman Goes On Wild Rampage in a McDonald’s, Employees Hilariously Narrate Surveillance Video

You won't find a more Florida story in the history of Florida stories...

Florida News Station Couldn’t Legally Show Florida-Dayton Basketball Highlights, So They Improvised in the Best Way Possible

Oh yes, they did exactly what it looks like they did from that photo above.

Jameis Winston Was Right in the Middle of Yesterday’s Florida-Florida State Baseball Brawl

Fight! Fight!

Seth Meyers’ New Game Show ‘Fake or Florida’ Is a Segment the Internet Deserves

Seth Meyer's new game show 'Fake or Florida' is late-night TV at its finest.

Florida Woman Calls 911 After Police Officer Refuses to Have Sex With Her

Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, Florida first contacted her local police station to report that she wanted her step-son to give back her Corvette. And

A Florida Girl Beat Up Her Mother For Taking Away Her Hookah

Florida girl! A new entry into the Florida person category. This Florida girl is in hot water after beating up [...]

Car Break-Ins Might Have Been Done By a Monkey Because Florida

Florida. You just never stop giving!

English Teacher Suspended for Using Lil Wayne Lyrics to Teach Figurative Language

A middle school English teacher was suspended for having her students read the lyrics to a Lil Wayne song and underline all his usage of

BroBible’s Worst Places on Earth: Florida

Consider this a quasi–“on assignment” piece, where the writer (me) is embedded deep into the subject matter -- which, in this case, is Florida; the

That Awkward Time a Bro In Florida Tried to Trade a Live Alligator for Beer

Well, that settles it... This is the most Florida thing ever. 

UConn’s Shabazz Napier Throws Up Enormous Brick, Then Sinks Buzzer-Beater

UConn’s Shabazz Napier is one of the better guards in college basketball. He proved it last night in the Huskies’ big victory over Florida when

‘Saturday Night Live’ Took on George Zimmerman’s Latest Arrest and it Was Delightful

Saturday Night Live went after George Zimmerman's for his latest arrest on a gun-related domestic dispute.

Girl Killed By Driver Who Tweeted ‘2 Drunk 2 Care’ Earlier in Evening

Kaila Mendoza is accused of driving the wrong way down a highway in Coral Springs, Florida and slamming into a Toyota Corolla, killing the driver. 

Hot Chick Gets Busted For DUI, Does Field Sobriety Test In Panties and Backwards Shaq Jersey

Meanwhile in Florida...

Florida Man Tries To Pay Bills With Crack

A Florida man tried to pay his bills in the most Florida man way possible. By bartering with the crack cocaine he possesed. 

Wild Herpes-Infected Monkeys Are on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS

I published this by accident about 20 minutes ago when there was no text in the body. Just a close-up picture of a monkey with

One-Handed High School Basketball Player Offered Spot With Florida

Hey, thanks a lot, Florida. Now I’m feeling feelings.

What The Florida: Is Florida the Worst State in the Country?

In the light of the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin verdict, John Oliver was on fire last night during last night's episode of The Daily Show. In fact,

Man Interrupts His Own Masturbation to Play With Remote-Controlled Helicopter During Home Invasion

Take a bow, Florida. You've done it again, you magnificent motherfucker of a state. I don't... I don't even know why the rest of us

420

The 20 Most 4:20 Friendly College Campuses in the U.S.

Going to college isn’t just about studying.

32 Spring Breakers Trash Million Dollar Florida Home, Get Taken Away in Shackles for Their Efforts

How do we know this so-called million dollar house wasn't a dump when they got there? For all we know these college kids improved the

23-Year-Old Guy Squats in $2.5 Million Boca Raton Mansion, and He Can’t Be Kicked Out

It's your classic American success story, really: Man works hard, man saves up, man moves into that $2.5 million mansion on the hill in Boca

Giant Fish Tries to Eat Man’s Arm, Almost Succeeds

In a perfect world, the fish would have grabbed the woman off-camera who is shrieking like it’s her goddamn job.

Conan Delivers Hilarious Message to Florida: The Presidential Race Is Terrifyingly Up to You

Look, we like Florida. It's a land of many great things: Beautiful beaches, nice people, hot coeds, and depending on where you stand, Tim Tebow.

Which City is Having the Most Sex?

In news that will surprise no one, Miami is having the most sex of any city in the country. They probably don’t know

This Man Threatened to Beat His Neighbor, But He Insisted on Taking a Sh*t First

This makes for a funny headline, sure, but Robert Gabriel Gernot (of Port St. Lucie) did as any reasonable man would do. You can't perform

Florida Continues to Lead the World in Zombie Attacks

Like zombies themselves, zombie-apocalypse-related stories refuse to die. That’s right, we had another incident last night. Get your shotgun ready.

Vanderbilt Pulled Off a Remarkable Triple Steal

A double steal is a rarity. A triple steal has to be seen to be believed. The Vanderbilt Commodores were able to pull one off

Florida Doctor Goes Insane, Spits Blood at Cops During Wild Arrest

When Florida police pulled over 41-year-old doctor Zachary Bird for suspicion of driving under the influence, they probably had no idea things would

Round of Golf Marred by Alligator Dragging 75-Year-Old Man into Pond

A 75-year-old Florida man is recovering after he was almost killed by a nine-foot alligator while playing golf last Wednesday. Yeah, that’s a

Florida Baseball Player Leads Team to Victory By Dousing Opponent’s Dugout With Urine

No good urine prank goes unpunished. A high school baseball player in Florida has been suspended two games for pouring pee all over the opposing

Spring Break Fight in Ft. Lauderdale Feat. a Dude Getting Tased After Biting Another Guy’s Ear Off

Ah, isn't Spring Break magical? Here's a video from Ft. Lauderdale beach where "Mike Tyson resurrected as a fat white dude" chomps off

So, Wakesurfing with Dolphins is an Awesome New Bucket List Item

If you're in the habit of keeping a bucket list, here's an item to add: Surfing the wake of a boat with frolicking,

Killer Burmese Pythons Eating Every Mammal in Florida Everglades

Giant pythons are absolutely having their way in the Florida Everglades. They're hungry and eating mammals at a breakneck pace. Beware. This isn't that soft

81-Year-Old “Doctor” Offers Free Door-To-Door Breast Exams

When people come to my door I hide because no good can come from this. It's either a Jehovah's Witness, a door-to-door salesman, or a

23-Year-Old Florida Man Arrested For Phantom Sh*tting in a Middle School

We had a phantom sh*tter in my high school. At the time it was pretty hilarious. Added an extra layer of excitement to your day.

Florida’s Jeff Demps Has Rockets Where His Legs Should Be

If you missed Jeff Demps's 84-yard touchdown run on Saturday, wow, you need to watch this. The Florida senior runningback absolutely blasted past

A Florida Woman is Charged With Trying to Assault Her Girlfriend With a Deadly Strap-on

If this fat repository's picture wasn't released, this story would be playing out a hell of a lot differently in my head. The assault would

Let’s Take a Look at Tiger Woods’ $55 Million House and Practice Facility in Jupiter Island, Florida

On Tuesday we learned through the Palm Beach Post that Tiger Woods is just days away from moving into his $55 million