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Boat Plows Through Beach, Smashes Into Waterfront Bar Causing Mayhem In PiñaColadaBerg

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Trouble in drunken paradise: a 39-foot boat with four 300-horsepower engines caused quite the kerfuffle at the Sunset Grille in Little Harbor, Florida when it blew right through the beach, hydroplaning across the sand and plowed right into the side of the popular beach bar.

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Drunk Couple Passed Out In Dumpster After Casino Bender, Had To Be Rescued From Garbage Truck

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A Tampa Bay couple had to be rescued from the back of a garbage truck after they got hammered at a casino and passed out in a dumpster.

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Watch As A Hammerhead Shark Attacks A Blacktip Attracting A School Of Bull Sharks, And Then Never Go Swimming Again

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At this exact moment there are countless animals fighting each other to the death, all that survival of the fittest stuff we learned back in Biology.

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‘Breaking Bad’ Contest Winner Meets Cast, Ends Up In Prison For Multi-Million Dollar Drug Ring

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Ryan Carroll, 29, will serve two years in a Florida prison after police raided his house and found $1.

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300: Rise Of The Manatee—Army Of Sea Cows Invade Springs In Florida, Ousting All Humans

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The Three Sisters Springs on Crystal River, Florida was caught unawares on Monday when a swarm of 300 manatees (Order: Sirenia, Family: Trichechidae).

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Florida Man Turns Backyard Into Shooting Range Because Pools Are For Pussies

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An old high school teacher of mine always used to say "nimby" when discussing current events.

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This Is The Riskiest State In America To Smoke Weed

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Our country is currently amidst a long awaited repeal of weed prohibition.

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Dude Who Has Sex With Dolphins Gets His Own Documentary: Meet The Florida Man Who Banged A Blow Hole

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Malcolm Brenner is a 63-year-old New Jersey born journalist who became famous after coming out as a 'zoophile' in 1971 when he spent a year falling in love and having sex with a dolphin at 'Floridaland', an aquatic theme park in Sarasota.

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Prison Warden Fired For Allegedly Diddling Inmates, Threatening Guards Who Crossed His ‘Girlfriends’

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An assistant warden at the Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala, Florida has been fired after he allegedly kept groups of girlfriends among the inmates, with whom he would trade sexual favors for contraband.

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Stay The Fuck Away From Florida: MILLIONS Of Genetically Modified Demon Mosquitoes To Be Released

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A British research firm is poised to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes into the Florida Keys, and it's safe to assume 99.

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Great White Shark Attacks Fishing Boat In Florida Panhandle, Tries To Chew Off Trolling Motor

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A charter fishing boat roughly eight miles off the coast of Panama City Beach, Florida was attacked by a Great White Shark.


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