Tag Archives: Florida
If you're gonna get arrested for something, it might as well be this.
My nuts hurt just from writing that headline.
Florida bein' Florida.
Anyone surprised this came outta Florida? Anyone?
Because sticking it up your butt is soooo last year.
Look at that name. Just look at it. It's almost too good to be true. Hell, it IS too good to be true.
Gettin' mighty dusty in here from all the patriotism.
Florida, no longer the standard-less place we've all grown to love
You won't find a more Florida story in the history of Florida stories...
Oh yes, they did exactly what it looks like they did from that photo above.
Seth Meyer's new game show 'Fake or Florida' is late-night TV at its finest.
Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, Florida first contacted her local police station to report that she wanted her step-son to give back her Corvette. And
Florida girl! A new entry into the Florida person category. This Florida girl is in hot water after beating up […]
Florida. You just never stop giving!
A middle school English teacher was suspended for having her students read the lyrics to a Lil Wayne song and underline all his usage of
Consider this a quasi–“on assignment” piece, where the writer (me) is embedded deep into the subject matter -- which, in this case, is Florida; the
Well, that settles it... This is the most Florida thing ever.
UConn’s Shabazz Napier is one of the better guards in college basketball. He proved it last night in the Huskies’ big victory over Florida when
Saturday Night Live went after George Zimmerman's for his latest arrest on a gun-related domestic dispute.
Kaila Mendoza is accused of driving the wrong way down a highway in Coral Springs, Florida and slamming into a Toyota Corolla, killing the driver.
Meanwhile in Florida...
A Florida man tried to pay his bills in the most Florida man way possible. By bartering with the crack cocaine he possesed.
I published this by accident about 20 minutes ago when there was no text in the body. Just a close-up picture of a monkey with
Hey, thanks a lot, Florida. Now I’m feeling feelings.
In the light of the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin verdict, John Oliver was on fire last night during last night's episode of The Daily Show. In fact,
Take a bow, Florida. You've done it again, you magnificent motherfucker of a state. I don't... I don't even know why the rest of us
Going to college isn’t just about studying.
How do we know this so-called million dollar house wasn't a dump when they got there? For all we know these college kids improved the
It's your classic American success story, really: Man works hard, man saves up, man moves into that $2.5 million mansion on the hill in Boca
In a perfect world, the fish would have grabbed the woman off-camera who is shrieking like it’s her goddamn job.
Look, we like Florida. It's a land of many great things: Beautiful beaches, nice people, hot coeds, and depending on where you stand, Tim Tebow.
In news that will surprise no one, Miami is having the most sex of any city in the country. They probably don’t know it, though,
This makes for a funny headline, sure, but Robert Gabriel Gernot (of Port St. Lucie) did as any reasonable man would do. You can't perform
Like zombies themselves, zombie-apocalypse-related stories refuse to die. That’s right, we had another incident last night. Get your shotgun ready.
A double steal is a rarity. A triple steal has to be seen to be believed. The Vanderbilt Commodores were able to pull one off
When Florida police pulled over 41-year-old doctor Zachary Bird for suspicion of driving under the influence, they probably had no idea things would go like