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Florida Man Attempts To Rob Bank, But MMA Fighter Chases Him Down And Hog-Ties Him

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You go to rob a bank and you meticulously case the joint to ensure that there are no police in the vicinity to obstruct your quick cash caper.

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That Story Everyone’s Sharing About A Man Turning Himself In For Killing His Imaginary Friend Is A Big, Fat, Fake!

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A story popped up yesterday involving one 'Geoff Gaylord' who purportedly walked into the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and turned himself in for the grizzly murder of his imaginary friend.

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Cigar City Is Launching A ‘Florida Man’ Beer But They Put An Indiana Resident On The Label

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Cigar City Brewing out of Tampa may in fact be my favorite brewer these days, their Jai Alai is quite possibly my favorite IPA at the moment.

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Florida Man Calls 911 Seven Times After Getting Kicked Out Of A Strip Club

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A 24-year-old in West Palm Beach, Florida was booted from the booby bar after security guards exercised their right to remove any patron at any time for any reason.

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‘Uncle Rico’ Nearly Lost An Eyeball After Being Cleat Stomped During Adult League Football Brawl

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I say 'Uncle Rico' because if you're playing in an adult football league chances are you have more than a little in common with the uncle from 'Napoleon Dynamite' who maintained he could throw a football over the mountains, and who wouldn't let go of his glory days on the gridiron.

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#FLORIDA: Man Shot Sister In The Buttocks For Baking Him A Penis Cake

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(This phallic cake is not said cake that started all the fuss.

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Real-Life Walter White Busted Cooking Meth In A Minivan By The Beach

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A Florida Man has landed himself behind bars after he was found cooking meth from his Chrysler Minivan near a beachside jetty in Venice, Florida.

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Jon Stewart Shared Some Good Reasons Why Florida Is The Craziest State

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Jon Stewart reminded us once again Florida is a piece of toilet paper dangling off America's shoe, causing all kinds of embarrassment.

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Florida Man Tries To Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants

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If there are any shoplifting experts out there I'd love to hear your thoughts on this Florida man who tried stealing a chainsaw by shoving it down his pants.

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Two Florida Men Catch 13-Foot, 765-Pound Alligator With Their Bare Hands, Name Him Lumpy

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Two Jacksonville area men are making headlines after they wrassled up a 765-pound alligator named Lumpy, using only their hands, rope, and a few hooks.

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An Illustrated Tale Of The Worst Super Hero The World’s Ever Seen: Florida Man

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Florida Man makes headlines daily as the worst imaginable super hero this world has ever seen.

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This Guy Thought It Would Be Smart To Cross The Ocean In A Bubble, Shockingly It Wasn’t

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A Florida man set out on the high seas in his custom bubble (like a hamster wheel) to bubble his way to Bermuda, he became lost and had to be airlifted out by the Coast Guard and now he wants his bubble back dammit.

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Two Dudes Fake Kidnapping For Ransom To Go On One Final Bender Before Heading Back To Rehab

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So you're heading back to rehab to get help for your addictions but want to go on one last blowout of a bender, what do you do.


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