artie lange

Artie Lange Tweeted About His Failed Attempt To Masturbate To ‘First Take’ Host Cari Champion


Artie Lange voiced some complaints during yesterday's episode of First Take -- and not the type of complaints people normally have about the show.

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Professional Troll Skip Bayless Completely Unimpressed By Aaron Rodgers’ Game-Winning Drive


First Take is still on ESPN because, hey, what else are hospital television sets supposed to air when the remote is hopelessly loss.

White Men Can't Jump

Breaking down the Richard Sherman-Skip Bayless buffoonery


"Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose.

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Here’s Rob Parker’s Completely Forced Apology for Calling RGIII a ‘Cornball Brother’


Last week, Rob Parker lowered the discourse on ESPN's "First Take" from where it stood orginally—somewhere around the ocean floor—to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

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