News isn't news until ESPN's First Take says it's news.
Artie Lange voiced some complaints during yesterday's episode of First Take -- and not the type of complaints people normally have about the show.
First Take is still on ESPN because, hey, what else are hospital television sets supposed to air when the remote is hopelessly loss.
Chris Cooley defends Redskins name.
Stephen A Smith doesn't lke when players smoke weed.
I can't tell if this is a joke.
/Makes world’s loudest and prolonged farting noise.
"Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose.
Last week, Rob Parker lowered the discourse on ESPN's "First Take" from where it stood orginally—somewhere around the ocean floor—to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.