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Teacher Allows Class To Watch Movie As Reward And If You’re Thinking They Chose Porn, Nope, But Pretty Damn Close

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Remember those random days off during the school year when teachers would have "in session" meetings.

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This Honest Trailer For ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Goddamn Perfect

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Fifty Shades of Grey or 50 Shades of Grey, whatever the hell its title is supposed to be, was one of the most dumbshit movies of all time to ever make gobs and gobs of money.

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11-Year-Old Schoolboy Banned From World Book Day Event For Dressing Like S&M-Loving Christian Grey

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It turns out that when you dress your 11-year-old boy as the Fifty Shades of Grey character who lives for bondage sex people lose their goddamn minds.

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The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer Recut With Scenes From ‘Toy Story’ Will Ruin Your Childhood Forever

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Children’s movies and adult films pretending to not be porn but that are DEFINITELY still porn do not mix well together.

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SNL Cut This Hilarious Sketch About The Sex ‘Playroom’ In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

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Fifty Shades Of Grey made so much money at the box office off horny women that a sequel is inevitable.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Moved In On ‘Fifty Shades’ Star Dakota Johnson After Ditching Rihanna—Hope He Owns A Ball Gag

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Reports are coming through the pipeline that during the 'SNL 40' after party bro king Leonardo DiCaprio spent the night with his sights set on 'Fifty Shades of Grey' star Dakota Johnson.

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Get Your Freak On: There’s A Tinder For Kinky BDSM People Now

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Are you getting bored with the girls that you meet Tinder.

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According to Pornhub ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Has A LOT Of Women Searching For BDSM Porn Now

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So is this new found interest in BDSM porn by women thanks to Fifty Shades of Grey a good thing, or not.

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Woman Arrested For Flicking Her Button While Watching ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ In Crowded Theater

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A woman sitting in the 12th row of a crowded theater showing 'Fifty Shades of Grey' has been arrested for 'Public Indecency' after she was discovered pleasuring herself.

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Man Busted On Camera Going To ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Alone Has A Truly Comical Reaction

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Protip: If you are man going to see Fifty Shades of Grey alone in a movie theater, check first to make sure there isn't a television news station van parked outside before entering.

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Jimmy Kimmel Asked Strangers If They Were Kinky, Proved You Can Totally Tell By Looking At People

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Jimmy Kimmel's latest man on the street bit involved asking pedestrians if they were kinky.


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