Tag Archives: Fc basel

Intel Purchases Ad Space on Inside of FC Barcelona Jerseys, Darren Rovell Ejaculates

Probably. I have no proof that upon hearing this news, Darren Rovell ran into an adjacent office closet and began furiously cranking on his man member

Xherdan Shaqiri’s Sensational Scissor Kick Will Make Your Eyes Bleed

If you're not familiar with Swiss soccer superstar Xherdan Shaqiri, he plays midfielder for FC Basel in the Swiss Super League as well