Tag Archives: Fast food
The Monster Mac: A Big Mac with EIGHT Patties. "It's like a meat avalache in my mouth." Fuck. Yes.
Suffice it to say, whoever came up with this idea is sitting on a swath of unfulfilled sexual fetishes. Not that there is anything wrong
That above monstrosity comes from Twitter user @The_Alex.
Yesterday was Football Sunday, and I ate a lot of wings. Too many, judging by the consistency and volume of this morning's farts. But if McDonalds
You love Chipotle, I love Chipotle. It's okay. The fast-casual chain revolutionized fast-casual food, which may not have even been a thing before Chipotle existed.
There are some heroes who never really get their due. They may change your life in a profound way, but you couldn't pick them out
The fast food war is an unconventional war. A war that calls for unconventional weapons: Cheap burgers. Bacon sundaes. Type-2 diabetes. You outsiders would never
[Editor's note: we recieved this story earlier this week. The email had a "no reply" address attached to it. So if
Look, no one goes to Subway because they enjoy it. Even the people working there know their sandwiches are a miserable experiece meant to be
Mickey D's hot pockets? Yes, Mickey D's hot pockets....
Don't click through this post if you'd like to continue enjoying that Baconator currently sitting on your desk, you know the one—that double cheeseburger stuffed
You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart workers in the fast food industry. They’re the cream of the crop, known
Really hoping this is as good as my previous favorite Dunkin Donuts creation, the blueberry waffle sandwich. Best of all, it's hitting stores nationwide on
The Onion. June 3, 2008: "New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less."
Behold what might be the new greatest fast food breakfast ever created: Taco Bell's Waffle Taco. The Waffle Taco was recently spotted at a Taco Bell in
Fire up those hash browns and Egg McMuffins: This is a hangover GAMECHANGER.
Speaking on CNBC's "Squawk on the Street," McDonald's President and CEO Don Thompson hinted
Would you lose all your dignity for a Big Mac?
We're downsizing. At least, the next few articles will be about how to eat on a low budget and still get ripped like a ticket
"You don't mind if I watch you eat me, do you?"
This is incredibly stupid. I laughed anyway.
God bless this man for standing up for his principles. Ketchup is the worst. And it belongs nowhere near a delicious Philly Cheesesteak.
Nope. Not an Onion headline.
These guys are all still alive! Two years after they kicked off this ridiculous video series, they are still alive. And presumably semi-healthy and heart-disease
Yesterday, the Pizzabon was brought to our attention. A cheese, pepperoni, and tomato sauce concoction on a Cinnabon circle, the monstrosity is unfortunately only
Remember Australian rapper Bilal B, of "How to Order McDonalds Like a Boss" fame? He gives an encore in battle rap form while ordering some
It's debatable whether this falls under "like a boss" categorizations or "like a douche" categorization. Regardless, Australian rapper Bilal B starts flowing like a faucet around
I could see the pranks, challenges, and endless barrage of YouTube videos from a mile away.
Stoners, Doritos enthusiasts, the morbidly obese and @dadboner—pat yourself on the back. You just helped Taco Bell sell 100 million Doritos Locos Tacos in only
McDonald’s can brag all it wants about the temperature of its coffee, but visuals do much more than words. This unlucky bastard had
Apparently football and netball mom (is that the Australian equivalent of a soccer mom? I don’t speak Aussie) took her kids to Australia’s Hungry Jack’s
Blessing in disguise right here, folks. But not in the conventional sense that he'll see the light and right his own life through diet and
I guess the day's hot viral video is this guy soulfully singing his order to the drive-thru employee at a Sonic. With guitar
Another week, another deep-fried fast-food freakout. This one comes from the resort town of Brighton, England, where a women just can't get enough