Fries are safe.
It's not a pretty sight.
Completely relaxed, I settle into the couch, unwilling to walk the fifteen feet to the bed or clean up the Funyun pile perched on my stomach.
Never in my life have I felt as slighted as this upstanding Christian when someone failed to thank me after I held the door for them, but my goodness does this tool have a public meltdown.
Problem: You've been doing bong rips all night while playing Call of Duty with your Bros.
At lunch this week, I managed to spend over $12 buying fast food just off the restaurant dollar menu.
I not only feel betrayed by The Colonel, this whole blasphemous scenario reminds me of Ice Cube's father in Friday after he realizes his son eats all the food in the house and leaves him with jackshit.
Oh sweetie, getting fat off of wings at KFC isn’t how you win a break-up.
Everyone knows that the ads for fast food aren’t accurate depictions of what you’re gonna get once you waltz through those gold double arches and order…well, anything on the menu, really.
Can we be honest with ourselves here.
Earlier this month Burger King announced that it's making a "black burger" to be served in Japanese restaurants.