Farts Archives

Patient’s Genitals Badly Burnt During Surgery Because They Ripped Ass And Started A Huge Fire

by Cass AndersonOctober 31, 2016 3:40 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:52 pm

Here’s What Foods You Should Eat If You Want Less Smelly, Nostril-Melting Farts

by Paul SaccaOctober 14, 2016 12:11 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:57 pm

This Video Demonstrates Why It’s Dangerous To Hold In Your Farts During A Date

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 29, 2016 10:16 am updated October 13, 2022 1:13 pm

A Professional Soccer Player Was Unbelievably Tossed From A Game For Ripping A Big Fart

by Douglas CharlesJune 22, 2016 11:19 am updated October 13, 2022 1:38 pm

Bernie Sanders Supporters To Stage ‘World’s Largest Fart-In’ At Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech In Philadelphia

by Paul SaccaJune 19, 2016 12:43 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:40 pm

Cafe Owner Clears Out His Shop By Letting Out A Fart You Can Almost Smell Through Your Computer And/Or Mobile Device

by Matt KeohanJune 2, 2016 6:27 pm updated June 2, 2016 6:28 pm

I Put 40 Farts Into The Movie “This Is 40” To Make It Stink Less Because I’m Officially Five Years Old

by Neal LynchMay 12, 2016 1:52 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:57 pm

Weatherman Decides To Add Explosive Fart Noises To His Report About The Wind, Is Promptly Fired

by Rebecca MartinsonApril 27, 2016 9:08 am

Guy Claims His Wife Has Never Farted In Front Of Him In The Five Years They’ve Been Together, Is A Friggin’ Liar

by Rebecca MartinsonApril 18, 2016 11:02 am updated October 13, 2022 2:09 pm

Science Finally Answers The Burning Question: ‘Can You Actually Outrun A Fart?’

by Douglas CharlesApril 13, 2016 3:22 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:10 pm

This Chick Called The Cops After Her Man Dropped The World’s Greatest Revenge On Her For Withholding Sex

by Cass AndersonMarch 31, 2016 9:21 am updated October 13, 2022 2:31 pm

Survey Reveals When Its Acceptable To Fart In Front Of Your Partner, As If We Have A Choice

by Matt KeohanMarch 9, 2016 1:06 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:41 pm

Guy Gets His Very Own Aisle At Soccer Game After Clearing Out Section With Noxious Fart

by Paul SaccaMarch 5, 2016 3:16 pm updated March 5, 2016 3:30 pm

This Video Perfectly Depicts The Difference Between The Way Men And Women Fart In Relationships

by Matt KeohanFebruary 29, 2016 4:07 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:45 pm

Girl Rips A Fart So Gross She Scares Her Little Brother, The Neighbors, Might’ve Contacted Aliens In Outer Space

by Cass AndersonFebruary 29, 2016 2:20 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:45 pm

Remembering The Time Alan Rickman Played A Fart Prank On Daniel Radcliffe During Filming Of ‘Harry Potter’

by Paul SaccaJanuary 16, 2016 12:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 3:04 pm

World Record For Blowing Out Candles With Farts Has Been Set And It’s Quite Impressive

by Chris IlluminatiJanuary 12, 2016 4:16 pm updated January 29, 2016 5:09 pm

A Lady’s Incessant Farting Outed Her As A Meth Smuggler

by David Covucci and Tim JacobsenDecember 24, 2015 10:46 am updated October 13, 2022 12:04 am

The 10 Types Of Farts That Every Bro Rips

by Brett OsinoffOctober 26, 2015 1:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:28 am

Mike Ditka Farted With Authority On Live TV And Chris Carter Was Horrified, Yet Impressed

by Paul SaccaOctober 20, 2015 8:37 am updated October 13, 2022 12:31 am

Man Loses Dream Job Because He Couldn’t Stop Farting And Shitting Himself

by Paul SaccaOctober 3, 2015 11:49 am updated October 13, 2022 12:37 am

A Fart Or Not A Fart? That’s The Question Everyone’s Asking After Hearing A Strange Noise During Jim Tomsula’s Press Conference

by Nick DimengoOctober 3, 2015 1:06 am

Here Is Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Farting

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 14, 2015 3:31 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:45 am

MTV Finally Weighed In On Whether Or Not Taylor Swift Ripped Ass On Stage During the VMAs

by Rebecca MartinsonSeptember 1, 2015 9:50 am updated October 13, 2022 12:50 am

Guy Writes A Song About Trusting Your Farts Entitled ‘I Thought I Farted But I Shit,’ Deserves ALL THE GRAMMYS

by J. CammAugust 26, 2015 12:19 pm

As This Video Proves, Replacing Subway Turnstile Beeps With Fart Noises Would Make For A Much More Enjoyable Commute

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 11, 2015 5:46 pm