That's one way to overreact.
This might sound like a plot point to an Adam Sandler movie but I swear it’s not…you could totally picture it though.
There's no obvious value in life to being able to far the tune to Star Wars' 'Imperial March,' but that didn't stop this guy from teaching himself to do that.
When it comes to getting rid of shitty smells, my mind immediately jumps to air fresheners.
Ever wonder why you can fester in the smell of your own asshole, even to the point of enjoying it, but when someone else blows a fart you want to puke all of your insides out.
I've been saying it for a while now that men need a fart martyr; a man who's life is ruined by holding in an abundance of gas.
We love us some Demi Lovato (especially in that dress she wore to the MTV VMAs this year) so hearing that a fan not only farted on her.
This is not satire.
You'd have YouTube gold.