Working out

Weird Ways to Burn 200 Calories

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Good news for the fatties of the world.

Masturbation

Japanese Bro Loses Nine Pounds Through ‘Masturbation Diet’

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Why get a gym membership when you can just burn weight by jerking off.

Working out

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out

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Put the Pop Tart and Doritos down, fatty.

sports

A Man and His Goat, or, Why the F*** Are You Doing That?

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Editor's Note: This is the second installment of our new fitness column by Coach Pat Panico, a certified strength and conditioning coach and former minor league strength coach.


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