Tag Archives: Emoticons

You Can’t Call Yourself an Adult Man if You Use These 10 Emoticons

Much like first dibs on lifeboats, emoticons are a thing for women and children. Text already speaks for itself; that’s the entire point of it.

These Real-Life Emojis Are the Most Horrifying Things I’ve Ever Seen

I visited Rotton.com back when some of you were in diapers. And I'd rather once again look at that hellhole's corpses than these "human emojis,"

What to Do With a Girlfriend That Doesn’t Like Giving Head, Plus the Verdict on Using Emoticons

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