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This Vine of Allen Iverson Outsmarting Dwight Howard Will Never Get Old

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Dwight Howard Met Jen Selter’s Ass, Seemed to Enjoy It

Dwight Howard is despised by teammates and loved by famous internet butts. You win some, you lose some. Read¬†Dwight Howard […]

Dwight Howard’s Shaquille O’Neal Impression is Pretty Stellar

Several mouth-breathing fans stuck around after the Houston Rockets-Milwaukee Bucks game to get Dwight Howard’s autograph. Not satisfied with just […]

Dwight Howard Spent This Weekend Dunking on Children

During a rain delay—yes, a rain delay—at the Rockets-Wizards matchup on Saturday, Howard showed no qualms posting up and dunking on a little kid. No

Dwight Howard Got Extremely Sexual With an Elderly Woman on the Dance Floor

Dwight Howard just wants to be loved. Ironically, everything he does only further distances himself from the likeability column.

Dwight Howard Severely Owned a Hater on Twitter

This past season, Dwight Howard didn't exactly let his game do the talking. Not the case with his twitter game, though:

Jon Hamm’s Opening Monologue at the ESPYS Last Night Wasn’t Kind to Dwight Howard, Ryan Lochte

In case you've been living in a coma for the last few days, the ESPYS were last night. And this past Monday and Tuesday, Clear

How to Power Through an Awkward Elevator Encounter. Plus, Does How Much Sobriety Affect Bro Status?

This week, former homeless man Andy Moore joins host JCamm and pastrami fan Lance to talk up what's been going on

Ice Cube Goes Off On Profanity-Laced Rant On Dwight Howard Leaving the Lakers

Children's movie star and former GANGSTA RAPPA, Ice Cube is not happy that Dwight Howard left the Lakers for Houston. So he went on a

Slim Thug Offers Dwight Howard Outstanding Advice as to Why He Should Go to Houston

The DHoward sweepstakes is upon us, and Houston rapper Slim Thug wants Howard to make the proper decision. He offers advice in a way only

Watch Dwight Howard, Dez Bryant, and More Audition for Famous Movie Roles

Athletes breaking legs. 

Dwight Howard’s Lakers Career Summed Up in 2 Horribly Embarrassing Minutes

Dwight Howard’s time in Los Angeles has been pretty awful for all involved parties. Over the weekend, news emerged that the discontented big man would

Dwight Howard Delivers Some Opinions on an Orlando Magic Fan’s Mama

Dwight Howard’s return to Orlando last night saw him score 39 points and get booed a lot. Thanks to super-sensitive microphones, we also now know

Dwight Howard Stars in Funny PSA About the NBA Removing Centers from All-Star Ballot

Heard the bad news, big guys? Centers are off the NBA All-Star game ballot. Thanks to guys like Tim Duncan, who truthfully is a center

Shaq Disses Dwight Howard in a Rap So Bad It Makes You Wonder If Shaq’s Ever Heard Himself Rap

This is a fine example of why rich people shouldn't surround themselves with a bunch of "yes" men. Just look at his two lackeys on

‘Funny or Die’ Imagines Awesome ‘Late Night Chat Log’ Between Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard

How does Kobe feel about newcomer Dwight Howard, a man who has suddenly vaulted the Lakeshow back into serious contention for the NBA's greatest prize?

Dwight Moves: A Song of Dwight Howard

If you dig acoustic ballads, NBA ballers, and free agency drama, you will dig Dwight Moves. Bob Seger fully endorses not knowing this song exists.

Sports Links for August 14: The Naked MMA Church Burglar Edition

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Sports Links for July 5th: The Amish NBA Player Edition

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Sports Links for July 3: The Jets Super Bowl Edition

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Sports Links for July 2: Olympic Faceplant Edition

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Trailer for Movie Starring Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard is Beyond Comprehension

The video above is a trailer for the Shanghai Film Group's highy anticipated film "Amazing," starring Dwight Howard and Carmelo Anthony. It also will reportedly

Dwight Howard to Have Surgery and Miss Rest of the Season

It appears that the Dwight Howard saga is offically over for this season.

Stan Van Gundy and Dwight Howard Co-Star in the Most Awkward Interview Ever

Moments after Stan Van Gundy tells reporters that he knows for a fact Dwight Howard asked management to have him fired, Dwight Howard

If You’re the Magic CEO, Calling Dwight Howard when you’re Drunk won’t Compel him to Stay

The Magic's franchise player Dwight Howard has a chance to bolt from Orlando after this season and he has several compelling suitors such as the

Dwight Howard Dunked on a Giant Giraffe

If you haven't noticed as of late NBA stars are embracing and catering to fans in Asia. The reason you ask? Well how

Dwight Howard is a Terrible Impressionist

Howard was on BET's 106 and Park and he began doing impersonations...very bad impersonations. He did Biggie, LL Cool J., Lebron James, and Charles Barkley.

The 50 Best Pictures of Famous Athletes Planking

Chalk planking up as another trend invented by hipsters, or some other band of retards, that athletes have decided to takeover. Some of them