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This Is What Happens When You Try To Sell Crack Using Google Wallet As Opposed To Venmo

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For those of you who don’t know what Google Wallet is, it’s basically Venmo for people who don’t know what Venmo is.

relationships

This Guy Fled His Own Car Crash Because He Couldn’t Handle His Girlfriend Bitching Him Out From The Passenger Seat

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Here’s a hot piece of information for all the Bros out there who are so terrified of their girlfriend’s wrath that they routinely avoid them at all costs: Dump ‘em.

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This Kid Burned Down His College Campus In An Attempt To Make A ‘Fancy’ Marriage Proposal To His Girlfriend

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Shutterstock Did you know that there’s a 50% chance that your girlfriend won’t give a shit about how you propose and only cares that you actually went and proposed in the first place.

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10 mind-numbingly stupid sports narratives

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A sports narrative is a good thing except when it’s a loathsome, worn-out and yes, stupid thing.

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Tara Reid Tries to Define ‘Whale Shark,’ Makes a Complete Fool Out of Herself

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Tara Reid was the highlight of Tuesday night's Shark Week programming, topping off Discovery's Shark After Dark talk show with one of the dumbest rambles about "whale sharks" you'll ever hear.

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Book With Disappearing Ink is Officially the Dumbest Invention of All-Time

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A company that somehow exists has released an anthology of Latin Authors using ink that upon contact with the sun and air, begins to disappear.


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