dumb crime

The Most Awkward Story Of The Day Is About The Guy Who Got Caught Furiously Jerking It By A Burglar Robbing His House

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Why shell out for a household security system when you can just make burglars really uncomfortable by jerking off in front of them.

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Can You Guess How Much This Guy Weighed That Made Him Able To ‘Resist’ Arrest Just By Sitting On The Ground?

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Guys, if I ever get to this point you all have my permission to come put me out of my misery, AKA put padlocks on all the cabinets and the fridge in my house.

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Watch This Guy Steal A Port-A-Potty In What Is Probably The Dumbest Video You’ll Happily Watch All Day

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I don’t know who this guy is or why he’s stealing the potty, but I won’t lie when I say that I sat here for 40 seconds and watched him do his darnedest to jack this potty out of a parking lot.

dumb crime

If Having Sloppy Drunk Sex In The Back Of A Cop Car Makes You A Genius, These Two Are Basically Einstein

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If you’ve read any of my posts before, you know that I occasionally enjoy making lists.

dumb crime

The World’s Youngest Drug Dealer Is Four Years Old And Gave Away Heroin To Kids At Her Day Care

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If you want your kids to be good at something, you have to start teaching them early.

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Watch This High-Speed Chase Where CHAINSAWS Get Hurled At Police And Be Glad You’re Not A Cop

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We’ve gotten to the point in society where high-speed chases are boring.


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