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Watch This Reporter Get Mugged Live On Camera By The Dumbest Criminals Alive

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I dunno about you guys, but if I’m going to try to mug a news reporter I’d probably wait until the camera wasn’t rolling.

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Check Out This Idiotic Murder Contract Written By A 14-Year-Old To Get His Classmate To Kill His Family

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When I’m looking to have my entire family senselessly murdered and staged as a burglary gone wrong the first place I turn to is Craigslist.

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Drunk Underage Kid Accidentally Breaks Into The House Of A Mayor Trying To Crack Down On Underage Drinking

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There's nothing wrong with getting into a little drunken debauchery while you're in college, but at some point you need to draw a line between what's acceptable and what's going to get you arrested.

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This Guy Kidnapped Himself So He Could Extort $450 From His Wife Because He Was Mad She Earned More Money Than Him

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In my ideal world I’m hitched by the time I’m 27 and my husband makes enough money that I can sit around at home playing video games and spend my days dicking around doing whatever.

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Watch This Half Naked Guy On Drugs Jump Off A Bridge, SPLAT Onto Pavement, Then Get Up And Stroll Off To The Sunset

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If you ever need an argument on why drugs aren't "that bad" for you and how the war on drugs is a complete waste of money, look no further than this half naked guy cracked out of his mind in Mexico.

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You Need To Read This Guy’s BRILLIANT Excuse To Why His Breath Smelled Of Booze In Case You Get Pulled Over For A DUI

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Before we begin, I'd like to give everyone a quick vocabulary lesson on the word "sarcasm": Got it down.

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No Matter WhatAwful Life Choices You Make, You’ll Never Be This Woman Who Allegedly Beat Up Her Twin Over A Vibrator

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Via Facebook The only reason I can think of that would make fighting with your twin sister over a vibrator be maybe “okay” would be if said vibrator were made of solid gold.

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This Is What Happens When You Try To Sell Crack Using Google Wallet As Opposed To Venmo

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For those of you who don’t know what Google Wallet is, it’s basically Venmo for people who don’t know what Venmo is.


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