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Kid ‘Famous’ For Being A Rich Douchebag On Instagram Was Just Arrested For Doing The Dumbest Thing

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Remember that kid on Instagram who became notoriously "famous" (I'm using that term very loosely) for being a complete douche.

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Wanna Steal From Wal-Mart? Don’t Use A Motorized Shopping Cart As A Getaway ‘Car’ Like This Lady

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Wal-Mart is the only place in the world where you can find the world's finest assortment of trashy people AND stupid criminals.

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Watch The World’s Most Inept Criminal Screw Up A Robbery Because His Pants Keep Falling Down

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You would think that when it comes time to rob a store your main concerns would be stuff like whether or not you have enough bullets in your gun, the CCTV cameras, who's in the store when you're planning on robbing it, etc.

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This Guy Jerked Off Into His Coworker’s Coffee For MONTHS And Had The Dumbest Reason For Doing It

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When I want a certain boy to notice me, I get really drunk and proceed to have an incoherent conversation with him that typically ends with me doing the most un-sexy neck lick you can imagine.

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Remember To Be Happy That A Hobo At McDonalds Didn’t Stab You While You Tried To Propose To Your GF

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No matter what sort of awful press McDick's gets in the news, I will still eat there.

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Would You Try To Murder Someone Who Interrupted Your BJ? Because That’s What This Guy Did

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I have to assume that this guy was finally ending the worst dry spell of his life and having his blowie get interrupted drove him to the brink of insanity.


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