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You Need To Read This Guy’s BRILLIANT Excuse To Why His Breath Smelled Of Booze In Case You Get Pulled Over For A DUI


Before we begin, I'd like to give everyone a quick vocabulary lesson on the word "sarcasm": Got it down.

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No Matter WhatAwful Life Choices You Make, You’ll Never Be This Woman Who Allegedly Beat Up Her Twin Over A Vibrator

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Via Facebook The only reason I can think of that would make fighting with your twin sister over a vibrator be maybe “okay” would be if said vibrator were made of solid gold.


This Is What Happens When You Try To Sell Crack Using Google Wallet As Opposed To Venmo


For those of you who don’t know what Google Wallet is, it’s basically Venmo for people who don’t know what Venmo is.


This Guy Fled His Own Car Crash Because He Couldn’t Handle His Girlfriend Bitching Him Out From The Passenger Seat


Here’s a hot piece of information for all the Bros out there who are so terrified of their girlfriend’s wrath that they routinely avoid them at all costs: Dump ‘em.

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