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Jasmine Tridevil, AKA The Woman With Three Boobs, Continues To Make Great Life Decisions

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Remember Jasmine Tridevil, the woman who claimed to have plastic surgery to install a third breast on her body a la Total Recall, but was pretty much outed as a fraud.

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You Need To Read This Guy’s BRILLIANT Excuse To Why His Breath Smelled Of Booze In Case You Get Pulled Over For A DUI

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Before we begin, I'd like to give everyone a quick vocabulary lesson on the word "sarcasm": Got it down.

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Jim Irsay Looks Like a Zombie Walker In New Video Of His DUI Arrest

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  Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay recently served a six-week suspension from the NFL in the aftermath of a March arrest for driving while intoxicated.

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Is this the hottest court judge in America?

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  The court, and my boner, are in session.

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This Drunk Driver Is Not Very Good at Drunk Driving

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Don't think they needed a field sobriety test for this one.

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Bro Gets Pulled Over For DUI, Gives One Hell of a Field Sobriety Test Performance

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Dancing, story-telling, motor-boating; this drunk bro gives two officers a field sobriety test to remember.

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Here’s why you shouldn’t get a DUI this weekend

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With tonight's New Years Eve celebrations and tomorrow's New Years Day bowl parties, we at Guyism want to remind you not to drink and drive.


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