This poor dude.
This poor dude.
This is just something you don't see in a boring city full of lame dullards like.
Unless you live under a rock—in the sense that you’ve never been to a party/bar/club/Wendy’s/Taco Bell drive through after midnight—then it’s likely you don’t know who a "designated drunk bitch" truly is, in which case I don’t know whether to pity or envy you.
Some people might look at this drunk guy passed out on an electric fence and think that maybe he has some issues he needs to work out in his life.
We all know someone who can't handle their booze and acts like an emotional train wreck when under the influence.
Via Instagram I personally like Tara Reid because she owns what she is: a hot mess who’s somehow avoided a meth addiction for many years now.
There once was a man in Nantucket.
Drunk squirrels are the best kind of squirrels.
This Ohio State fan had the time of his damn life on Monday night as the Buckeyes competed their improbable championship run.
New Year's Eve isn't exactly the best night for sound decision-making.
Have you ever been so drunk that you passed out in your front lawn because the extra 10-foot walk to your front door was just too far away.
Have you ever gotten so drunk that you locked yourself in a bar restroom.
Exactly like a sober person would handle it.
No idea what the backstory is on this video from Minnesota that's making the rounds today.
Another year, another list of the drunkest states in the union.
To an extent, you have to really respect the drunks out there who’ve crafted the art of being shitfaced to the point that they can now get their blood alcohol content above 1.