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Newton’s Law Of Being Drunk: For Every Drunk Guy There Exists An Equal And Opposite Drunk Guy

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One of Newton's lesser known laws was that for every drunk guy in the world, throwing up or not, there exists an equal and opposite drunk man.

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Why Can’t I Stop Watching This Drunk Dude Try To Catch A Log With His Forehead?

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Bros, I want you to listen to me very carefully: no matter how drunk you get, never forget that you cannot break logs with your forehead.

Grilled Cheese

Drunk wife making ‘grilled cheeses’ was a lie and now we feel betrayed

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Let's all think back to yesterday and the glory that was "drunk wife making grilled cheeses.

Uncle Rico

Cops arrest man for running football patterns on major highway

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Uncle Rico is still living out his high school football dreams in southern New Jersey.

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Drunk Michigan man crashes snowmobile in 86 degree weather

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  The first drunken snowmobile story of the winter season and it's only June.

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Cops find drunk passed out wearing the craziest outfit of all time

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Every once in a while it's possible to get out of a drunk driving ticket.

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Amazing Chart Shows How the World Gets Drunk Enough to Keep Living

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When it comes to partaking, we Americans are solidly mediocre.


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