Tag Archives: Drugs

Here’s A Map That Shows Which U.S. Cities Do The Most Coke, Meth, Molly And More According To Social Media

A handy tool if you're looking for someplace fun to visit.

In The Most ‘Duh’ Study Ever Conducted, Science Has Found That Weed Makes You Paranoid

No shocker here, folks.

Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Removed, Says She Wants to ‘Fuck a White Dick’ While Still Drugged Up

This needs no introduction.

The Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Is Somehow Sounding Even Crazier Now

Hard to believe, but true.

What’s That Sound, Ghosts? A Wild Animal? Nah, Just A Rampaging Meth Head Hiding Under Your Bed With A Butcher Knife

Shitting bricks in 3, 2, 1...

Relax, Guys: The Dude Fired for Buying Legal Weed in Washington Got His Job Back

All is right with the world.

This Guy Recorded Himself Walking Around San Francisco Smoking Crack In Public…And 0 Fucks Were Given

Even the bike cops couldn't care less.

Why Everyone In Commercials Is Tripping On Acid

Did you ever notice how people in commercials are always experiencing the craziest shit?

Rob Ford, Aka Toronto’s Favorite Mayor, Is Now Beating The Shit Out Of The People He’s In Rehab With

And he didn't even say "sorry," as is Canadian law.

MDMA Much More Likely to Cause Binge Drinking Than Weed, Says Study

Of those surveyed, MDMA-users on stimulants are more likely to binge drink than weed-smokers high on weed.

Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Arrested for Cocaine

Given his success as the swaggiest of the swaggy superheroes, Iron Man/Tony Stark, it's easy to forget that once-upon-a-time Robert Downey Jr. was the laughingstock

Woman Gets Caught With A Pound Of Meth In Her Vag, Immediately Claims ‘That’s Not Mine’

You mean that's NOT where meth is supposed to go?

Your Cocaine Will Not Eat Your Flesh

Promise.

The ‘Electronic Joint’ Is About To Take Over E-Cigs

The Dutch know where it's at.

This Guy Was Arrested For Stalking A Couple. Why? Because They Were Aliens In A Spaceship, Duh.

Meth. Not even once.

The Biggest Partier Every NFL Franchise Has Ever Had

Peyton Manning-y do-gooders and charitable individuals need not apply.

How to Tell If The Molly You Bought Is Legit

Be smart, be safe.

You’ll Never Guess What Police Arrested This Senior Citizen For

Hint: it begins with "M" and ends with "eth".

How an Elderly War Vet Became a Drug Mule

He was 87 years old at the time of his arrest.

Man With Baby Tries to Sell Pot to Uniformed Police Officer

Talk about your Darwin Award winner.

These Strippers Just Scammed & Blackmailed $200K From Idiot Businessmen

Just because you went to college doesn't mean you have any brains.

Here’s a Foolproof Way to Fall Asleep After a Night of Too Much Cocaine

We've all been there.

Dan Bilzerian Tells Story Of His Two Heart Attacks, Which Were Obviously Caused by Hookers, Viagra and Blow

Just a casual story for this Tuesday morning about having two heart attacks amidst an attempt to fuck a hooker.

How to Craft a Relationship with Your Drug Dealer

Customarily, there’s at least some trust between you and any new drug dealer; it’s no different than starting with a new doctor, therapist, or Cabala

This Cocaine Sandwich Looks Delicious

It's like Sriracha, but with more piquancy.

Man Named Edward Cocaine Arrested For Possession of…

I'm not sure if this is irony.

‘X-Men’ Director Accused of Drugging and Raping Teenage Boy

The plantiff, a 17-year-old boy, says Singer slipped him roofies and sodomized him.

You Can Get High Smoking Bed Bugs, So of Course Teens Are Doing It

It might even be an epidemic.

U.S Map Shows Top 50 Colleges with the Most Drug and Alcohol-Related Arrests

This either means these schools party hard or the campus cops are fucking dickbeards.

$2 Million Worth of Cocaine Was Found Inside Frozen Goat Meat at JFK Last Month

The goat, it appears, died in vain.

Here’s a Story About a Bro Who Claims He Got His Best Friend’s Ex to Blow Coke Off His Dick

Because Bro Code, duh.

Map: Which Country Does the Most Cocaine?

It's not Saudi Arabia.

Uh Oh! It Looks Like Someone in the Vatican Has a Cocaine Problem

Gives new meaning to "Upon this Rock."

Shocking New Marijuana Study Reveals What You’ve Always Feared

Terrible news.

If You Want to Know What Dropping Acid Is Like, Just Watch This GIF

This GIF perfectly sums up an acid trip.

‘Breaking Bad’ IRL Alert: Meth Cook Busted Wearing a ‘Los Pollos Hermanos’ Shirt

It’s a glorious day: Liberal Arts students can finally STFU about whether life imitates art or art imitates life. We’ve [...]

19 Most Notorious Non-PED Substance Abusers in Sports History

Note to bros: If you were hoping to find guys and gals like Barry Bonds, Lance Armstrong, and Marion Jones [...]

The 12 Worst Things Addicts on Reddit Admitted to Doing for a Fix

Drugs! They are… really, really addicting. And if you get very, very addicted to them, you will do seriously fucked [...]

25 Things People Do When High on Drugs

Earlier this week we learned a lesson in how drugs can affect your decision-making. Am I right Justin Bieber?

Davone Bess Shared a Lovely Picture of His Marijuana With the World

Well, that was a really stupid thing to do, Davone Bess. On the bright side, it looks like high-quality stuff.