beauty pageants

The Before And After Photos Of This Hot Beauty Queen Are Just Another Reason Why You Don’t Fuck Around With Meth

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I am a girl and I can objectively say that the girl above, Jaime Lynn France aka a former Oregon teen beauty queen, is hot.

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If You Ever Plan On Selling Drugs For A Living Make Sure Not To Do It In The Back Of A Live Newscast Like These Dudes

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Drug dealers aren’t necessarily the most intelligent people on the planet, because if they were they’d have a “real” job with a salary that doesn’t involve meeting random people out in the snow in the back of a live newscast.

Relationships

This Is What It Would Look Like If A Drug Deal Were To Ruin Your Date

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Have you ever been afraid that a random drug deal would ruin your date.

weird news

Kids Are Getting Suspended For Snorting Smarties Probably Because It’s Better Than Eating Them

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Kids in New Mexico have finally found a use for the candy left over in their Halloween buckets that no one wants to eat -- their snorting them up their noses.

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For All The People Against Marijuana Out There, Here’s 9 VERY Successful People Who Like Smoking Weed And Chillin Out

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How many times have your friends and family shat all over stoners for being “lazy” and “stupid,” despite the fact that you’re a stoner too and don’t fit into any of those stereotypes.

wtf

Real Life Dirty Mike And The Boys From ‘The Other Guys’ Are These Homeless Gangs Having Orgies On Drugs In A Cemetery

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Dirty Mike and the Boys were one of the best parts of the 2010 film The Other Guys, and because I love them so much I’ve been kind enough to throw in a bunch of gifs that basically summarize their role in the movie, which was torturing Will Ferrell and his bitch-ass Prius: However, not everyone has the same sense of humor I do, since residents in a middle-class part of north London by the name of Stoke Newington are royally pissed about the homeless people in the area having drug fuelled orgies in the local cemetery.

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Big Breasted Girl Drops Crazy Freestyle On Bus While Huffing Keyboard Duster

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This large breasted chick will huff and she'll puff and she'll spit raw rhymes on the bus.

colorado state university

Colorado State Student Allegedly Took Molly, Immediately Has A Seizure, Steals An Ambulance And Jerks Off In A Police Station

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I get really annoyed with news stories that imply taking certain drugs made people go bonkers, like this story out of Fort Collins, Colorado, about Colorado State Student Stefan Sortland who allegedly took molly and snorted some coke before going to a Halloween concert…and then went and wrecked shit around town.

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This Guy Found Out His Wife Was Pregnant After Using Her Urine To Cheat A Drug Test

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The “Unluckiest Man of the Day” award goes to this poor Egyptian bus driver who not only failed his drug test, but also found out that his wife is pregnant at the same time.

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The Luckiest Kid In The World Got Meth Instead Of Candy For Halloween Until Her Buzzkill Parents Took It Away

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Nothing says “Halloween” to me like “Oh hey look there’s a bag of meth in my candy sack,” just like how I consider the holiday season to be synonymous with finding used heroin needles in my stocking come Christmas morning.


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