Look at you.
In case your remote doesn't land on the CMT channel very often, like mine, you should probably know that Stone Cold Steve Austin hosts a show called Redneck Island.
Budweiser will NEVER relinquish its title as the 'King of Beers' no matter the state of the market.
Good news indeed.
Thanksgiving Eve -- the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving -- is notorious for being "the biggest bar night of the year," especially at watering holes in small towns where all the townies reunite with their transplanted friends who live elsewhere.
Having a chaser -- or as I call them, training wheels -- is weak.
Dude just wanted a fuckin' beefy Gordita.
What we have here is a gentleman dressed as the Monopoly Man (or Rich Uncle Pennybags if you want to be technical) doing a keg stand before Sunday's Pittsburgh Steelers-New York Jets game.
You go to the bar to get completely plastered and the only thing that your body craves is a warm, gooey, carbohydratey slice of pizza.
In last night's "Freemium Isn't Free" episode of South Park they dropped the world's greatest drinking ad.