Tag Archives: Drinking
It's a fact that booze is good for you. But do you know WHY? Watch this...
At this point, people sound like adults in Charlie Brown's life to me.
Any sucker can pound tea vodka, ice-cold Fireball shots, or shot-gun Bud Lights.
People love drinking but no one loves waking up next to a monstrosity.
Nice work, bald guy.
If you don't have a cooler that you can keep your beers cold that also has floaties so you can take it in the river/lake/ocean/pool/whatever
Twenty-seven is way too old to be making a rookie mistake like this.
Marked by relaxation, minimal hygiene, and expressing time in beers consumed rather than hours, the cottage lifestyle is a true slice of paradise.
Bartenders do more good for the world than the UN. Every time you tip a bartender it should be considered a tax-exempt donation.
Alcohol, without human contact
The #1 and #2 spots will surprise you. But when you really think about it, what else is there to do there?
Today I brainstormed all of the American things I wanted to put on my calendar in celebration of being born in the most free-est goddamn
Girl + swimsuit + beer = win
Over the last few years a recent European phenomenon has crept in to the underpinnings of social life in the United States.
Spoiler alert: everyone's shithoused.
If you’ve ever been sober while surrounded by drunks, you can relate to every single one of these problems.
“Hey, I wonder what we’d all be like in public as a big, drunk crowd.” AWESOME, that's what.
So you don't have to buy two things at the grocery store.
Because H20 + Advil isn't cheaper or anything.
Peyton Manning-y do-gooders and charitable individuals need not apply.
I know he spoke for over a minute, but all I heard come out of his mouth is "let's get drunk and smoke dope."
For many, drunk and stupid is a way to go through life.
There's nothing better than getting dressed, jumping in a car packed full of your best buds and heading to a club overflowing with sexy, fun,
Cathartic, sloppy, and often unexpected, yes, puke is one of life’s fun surprises.
Booze in other countries is weird. Some would call it "not pleasant" ass-flavor.
It's not summer without some illegally purchased alcohol slushies
After you turn 21 your entire life changes. You have less money, you wake up with weird bruises, you now know the joy of "morning
Memorial Day weekend is only a few days away and that means one thing: eating sausages with your bros!
It's almost summertime bros, and that means three things.
I’ve had the opportunity of living in both a small town and a big city.