Tag Archives: Drinking
Booze you can eat? Booze you can eat.
If I was a math teacher I'd need to show up to work drunk and keep $9 bottle of Fleischmann's vodka in my desk too.
If you aren't running your $12 bottle of shitty vodka through a Brita water filter, you're not drinking bad vodka right.
It's an absolute travesty that the general beer drinking public at large believes that the colder the beer, the better is tastes.
What a fucking state.
You're on your own for the first time, which means that living on an endless diet of Chipotle is no longer an unattainable dream.
We've all come home at 2AM drunk only to play Frankenfood and make some inane food combinations.
Worst. Night. Ever.
You've got to be kidding me...Franklin W. Olin College of Engineering made this list of the most sober schools?
Like a man.
People got too much time on their hands.
I will beat this dead horse. I will beat this dead horse until it’s nothing but a tender pulp ready to meatballed into delicious treats
It's a fact that booze is good for you. But do you know WHY? Watch this...
At this point, people sound like adults in Charlie Brown's life to me.
Any sucker can pound tea vodka, ice-cold Fireball shots, or shot-gun Bud Lights.
People love drinking but no one loves waking up next to a monstrosity.
Nice work, bald guy.
If you don't have a cooler that you can keep your beers cold that also has floaties so you can take it in the river/lake/ocean/pool/whatever
Twenty-seven is way too old to be making a rookie mistake like this.
Marked by relaxation, minimal hygiene, and expressing time in beers consumed rather than hours, the cottage lifestyle is a true slice of paradise.
Bartenders do more good for the world than the UN. Every time you tip a bartender it should be considered a tax-exempt donation.
Alcohol, without human contact
The #1 and #2 spots will surprise you. But when you really think about it, what else is there to do there?
Today I brainstormed all of the American things I wanted to put on my calendar in celebration of being born in the most free-est goddamn
Girl + swimsuit + beer = win
Over the last few years a recent European phenomenon has crept in to the underpinnings of social life in the United States.
Spoiler alert: everyone's shithoused.
If you’ve ever been sober while surrounded by drunks, you can relate to every single one of these problems.
“Hey, I wonder what we’d all be like in public as a big, drunk crowd.” AWESOME, that's what.
So you don't have to buy two things at the grocery store.
Because H20 + Advil isn't cheaper or anything.
Peyton Manning-y do-gooders and charitable individuals need not apply.
I know he spoke for over a minute, but all I heard come out of his mouth is "let's get drunk and smoke dope."