I gotta be honest, I’ve never actually been to jail.
I can almost guarantee you that these ten things end up in your dorm whether you plan it or not.
Remember this man.
I was thrown off by the Virginia Tech hoodie too, but Reddit tells us this incident occurred at the University of Kentucky in Lexington.
It’s that time of year again, when a new crop of wide-eyed freshmen arrive on campus ready to begin college.
“There is no place in the housing handbook that said my hot tub was not allowed,” student Kevin Lenahan said.
Thanksgiving break is so close you can taste the cylindrical cranberry sauce, finals are still mercifully a few weeks off, and your dorm room is probably one big sh*t hole right now.
We here at Guyism have decided to take it upon ourselves to educate the dorm-bound by letting them know just what to expect from their new friends.
All right freshmen Bros, your probably moving into your dorm right now, getting a feel for this stranger that you are going to be living with for the next year, taking in all the surroundings.