Dolphins are sex fiends.
Teacher-student sex has been in the news lately.
Yeah, that's pretty clever.
As BroBible points out, dolphins are one of the only other animals in the world that, like humans, have sex for pleasure.
It has been said by science that dolphins and humans are the only two mammals that have sex for pleasure.
We all had dreams as children that were probably unrealistic.
Look at how many people have watched this.
This is a video of a dolphin emerging from the water with the SOLE PURPOSE (pun not intended but a joyous discovery all the same) of dry humping some girl.
If you're in the habit of keeping a bucket list, here's an item to add: Surfing the wake of a boat with frolicking, happy dolphins.