Wanna Read A Story About A Guy Who Set His Kitchen On Fire By Cleaning A Dildo? Yes? Okay Here You Go.


It's all fun sexy times until someone sets your kitchen aflame while trying to clean a dildo.

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Tennessee Tech Bro Gives The Greatest Speech Ever About Dildos


Public speaking can often be a required course at schools where some component of public speaking isn't already rolled up within your major.


Gun PSA Features Children Sword-Fighting With Mommy’s Dildos, Because Reasons


I understand the message they are trying to send here, which I think is: HOLY SHIT THE CHILDREN ARE DUMB LOCK EVERYTHING.


Cod Caught by Norwegian Fisherman Had a Dildo Inside Its Stomach


Norwegian fisherman, Bjørn Frilund, reeled in the catch of a lifetime.


Kid Pulls His Pants Down to Reveal a Dildo During a High School Homecoming Dance Assembly


If that's not an actual dildo, it's sure as shit something moonlighting as a dildo and this kid PROBABLY got the book thrown at him for whipping it out.

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