dildos

Wanna Read A Story About A Guy Who Set His Kitchen On Fire By Cleaning A Dildo? Yes? Okay Here You Go.

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It's all fun sexy times until someone sets your kitchen aflame while trying to clean a dildo.

public speaking

Tennessee Tech Bro Gives The Greatest Speech Ever About Dildos

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Public speaking can often be a required course at schools where some component of public speaking isn't already rolled up within your major.

psa

Gun PSA Features Children Sword-Fighting With Mommy’s Dildos, Because Reasons

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I understand the message they are trying to send here, which I think is: HOLY SHIT THE CHILDREN ARE DUMB LOCK EVERYTHING.

Fishing

Cod Caught by Norwegian Fisherman Had a Dildo Inside Its Stomach

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Norwegian fisherman, Bjørn Frilund, reeled in the catch of a lifetime.

Dildos

Kid Pulls His Pants Down to Reveal a Dildo During a High School Homecoming Dance Assembly

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If that's not an actual dildo, it's sure as shit something moonlighting as a dildo and this kid PROBABLY got the book thrown at him for whipping it out.


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