I’m obviously not a dude (unless naming baby boys “Rebecca” is a new trend that I’m currently unaware of), but from my experience most guys wish their dicks were bigger.
Boners are awkward outside of the bedroom.
BREAKING NEWS: Women are just as clueless about the male genitalia as men are clueless about female.
You get what you pay for.
It's not the size of the hammer that matters, it's the nail you're throwing it at.
And they didn't even put it on sale.
What a bunch of glorious dicks, literally.