At time of publish, this kid -- who is attempting to score a date with his friend's hot mom to a fucking high school school dance -- has 72,000 retweets.
All this time we thought this was the United States of Bro.
Bros, Kenny Chesney has problems and we need to step in and help him.
Not a bad move.
Bigfoot really screwed up this poor man's camping trip.
Everyone knows a Bro with a pretty good "the time I got arrested" story.
If you clicked on a blog posted called "are you addicted to the Internet.
We've all fallen asleep behind the wheel but not many of us have called a cop a "bro" after doing it.
Sounds like a pretty good deal.