It's getting so bad Metro has issued a statement advising riders against using the system while drunk.
[Editor's Note: Recently, two of our writers, Rebecca Martinson and D.
Last time I visited friends in DC, a buddy greeted me at a NoVA Metro Station and warned me to take the stairs rather than the escalator.
This afternoon some cannibalistic douche from Pittsburgh (which is not my hometown, to those who ask) had the balls to send me this e-mail: Joe PA, What the f**k gives, dick stick.
Today's Craigslist Find of the Day is a "Bro Palace" in the D.
[inline:waller] You might have noticed we were a little lax in our posting Friday afternoon, save for the disaster that was the Harrison Barnes press conference.