David Petraeus

CUNY Students See Retired Army Gen. David Petraeus On the Street, Accost the Living Shit Out of Him


The retired and disgraced Army General, David Petraeus, had arguably the best first day of teaching ever at City University of New York.

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This Probably What a General Petraeus Sex Tape Would Look Like


In case you were wondering with a David Petraeus sex tape would look like, the folks at Funny or Die has you covered.

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The David Petraeus Affair Gets an Appropriately Insane Taiwanese Animation


Look, we've followed this story with an-almost New York Times level of detail.

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As Expected, Jon Stewart Had a Field Day With David Petraeus’ Resignation


It turns out, when Stewart interviewed Paula Broadwell (back in January) all the hints of an affair with David Petraeus were right under his nose, but as he says himself, "the whole time I was just staring at how defined her arms were and trying to think of another version of classic 'I'm an asthmatic old jew' jokes.

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NY Daily News has the best cover about Petraeus cheating scandal


The Presidential election is over so we shouldn't view General David Petraeus's cheating scandal through a political prism.

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9 Conspiracy Theories About David Petraeus from People on Twitter Who Can’t Spell ‘Petraeus’


It's day four of the David Petraeus scandal, which started on Friday when the CIA Director and retired General announced he was stepping down from the position due to an extramarital affair.

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