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If there's anything more enjoyable in the sporting world than watching the Dallas Cowboys lose, we are blissfully unaware of it.
Apparently the Dallas Cowboys have a tight end not named Jason Witten. We learned that last night when Gavin Escobar caught a touchdown pass from
With his fucking head.
Renowned filthy, cheating piece of shit Tony Romo, will not be able to be a piece of shit this Sunday. Or again this year.
The way this security guard threw this Redskins Bro made it seem like he thought there were ropes for him to come bouncing back off of so
Even if I wasn't a Redskins fan, I would still use this GIF all the time to send to people after a #WIN.
The Chicago Bears worked the Dallas Cowboys in just about every way possible last night, winning 45-28.
Alshon Jeffery is really, really good. So good, in fact, that he’s outshining teammate Brandon Marshall. A week after this nutty grab against Minnesota, the
In honor of nostalgia, let’s pretend your television only gets three channels in color, that there is only one nationally televised NFL matchup on per
With the Giants falling to the Cowboys yesterday, Jason Pierre-Paul is forced to eat his words about the Giants defense "hunting" Tony Romo. Even better,
Standing idly by while other people work hard is the kind of ethos that made America great.
Everyone has fun when they go to New Orleans.
These past few weeks have seen approximately 2,230,591 puff pieces about how Tony Romo is not the reason the Cowboys lose.
After cameras caught Dez Bryant seemingly screaming at his coaches and teammates, the Cowboys' wide receiver insisted his talk was nothing but motivational.
The two best wide receivers in football are going against each other and they are not disappointing.
Talk about adding insult to injury.
We waited over eight months for the glorious return of Eli Manning’s DERP face but it was worth it. The New York Giants quarterback displayed
Can you imagine what it must have been like to grow up in the Ryan household? Just a constant dick-measuring contest, I bet.
I signed it, so it’s only a matter of time until old Barry O. drops the Hammer of Thor on the Dallas franchise.
Jerry Jones is a hands-on owner. Is “hands-on” the correct phrase or is it “overbearing egomaniac?” I can never keep those two straight.
Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears take their talents to Dallas tonight for a matchup with the Cowboys. Not to turn you into a victim
It's hard times -- the last decade or so, that is -- for Cowboys fans. And this fan is sick of the emotional roller-coaster. One
The banged-up Cowboys pulled off a big 24-17 upset last over the Giants in the NFL season opener, thanks to a 307-yard passing performance from
I sure hope so, because if I was worth billions I'd do NOTHING for myself. The following guess on how the conversation went is to
If the last two seasons have proved anything, it's that anything can happen once you get to the playoffs. The Giants and the Packers both
Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is the proud owner of a 1999 Ford Conversion Econoline van. He shows it off in the most Rob
Sharon Simmons is a GILF if we've ever seen one, there's no denying that. But is the 55-year-old, fitness model granny, worthy of a the
On Sunday the Cowboys got beat by the Lions thanks to Romo's three interceptions (two of which were returned for touchdowns). Dallas held a 24-point
Many of you know the movie "Invincible," starring Bro staple Mark Wahlberg as Vinny Papale, the Philly bartender and one time semi-pro football player who
Have nine minutes to kill? How about listening to the epic, angry rant of YouTube celeb divalover159, who's quite pissed that America' team
The Philadelphia Eagles are now 9 and 4 after beating the Cowboys 30-27 on Sunday in Dallas Stadium. Here's a video and GIF of DeSean
Strange things happen when the lights go out in the swamps of northern New Jersey. For example, this wild bleacher brawl that broke out between