Sorry for partying.
Inspired by yesterday's "found in a textbook" moment.
OK, so the joke isn't that funny.
Why do we check Facebook and go "meh" like it's an empty refrigerator.
This sign is the most accurate thing I've ever read.
This living situation sounds like it's going to a blast.
THERE WILL BE NO ASKING FOR TOLIET PAPER.
A whole bag of them, you say.
You think you party.
I don't think these neighbor's like each other very much.
Since Craigslist farting confessions are all the rave these days, here's a missed connection from a who called a lady out for denying a fart.
OK, not actually Scumbag Steve's New Year's resolution list.
The ABC TV show Castle gets it right.
So many End of the World jokes on social media, I'm logging off and calling it a day.