Tag Archives: Cycling

Italian Cyclist Vicenzo Nibali Was Denied a Kiss in Brutal Fashion

Gretzky is denied. Choked on the open net.

Cyclist Wins Race, Eats Pavement During Celebration


Ram Owns Mountain Biker, Shames Entire Human Race

You mess with the ram, you get the horns. Man vs. Beast is, and always will be, a mismatch.

Check Out Today’s Pretty Big Tour de France Crash, Which Went Down Right Near the Finish Line

Forgot the Tour de France was going on? You're not alone. So that you can be interested for about 2 minutes (and therefore say that

Cyclist Hits Street Sign, Will Likely Have Quite a Raspberry

For the select few of you who weren’t watching yesterday’s Paris-Roubaix, here’s a terrific spill suffered by Yohann Offredo.

You’ll Be Hard Pressed to Find a Bike Fail As Deserved As This One

"Hey look, I'm awesome. Oh wait, no I'm not." 

Lance Armstrong Admits to Doping in Oprah Winfrey Interview

I never thought we’d get to see this pathological liar admit that he’s been selling a false bill of goods all along. It feels …

Seasoned Liars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pete Rose Offer Lance Armstrong Advice on ‘Extra’

The day is finally here, but thanks to Deadspin, even less people care about what Lance Armstrong is going to say to Oprah tonight. There

Lance Armstrong Confesses to Doping in Oprah Winfrey Interview

Lance Armstrong’s sit-down interview with Oprah Winfrey yesterday morning was supposed to be the time the disgraced cyclist came completely clean about his doping. Eh,

Lance Armstrong Stripped of 7 Tour de France Titles and Banned for Life

What a long, strange trip it’s been.

Lance Armstrong Steps Down as Chairman of Livestrong, Gets Dropped by Nike

This seems like the right thing to do at this point.

USADA Plans to Strip Lance Armstrong of Seven Tour de France Titles and Ban Him For Life

Yesterday, Lance Armstrong announced that he is tired of fighting the ongoing doping charges against him. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency is evidently taking that abandonment

Belgian Cyclist Wins Gold Medal In Drunken Idiocy, Gets Sent Home

We've all had nights like this. Only difference is, 20-year-old Gijs van Hoecke is an Olympian. Meaning, his accomplishments get to be celebrated on the

Cyclist Gets His Revenge After Being Cut Off

It looks like he got cut-off but his reaction suggests that he just hates Volkswagens, like any good man should.

This is What Johnny Hoogerland’s Injuries Looked Like After That Bad Crash at the Tour de France

Johnny Hoogerland is the Tour de France cyclist who went soaring into a barb wire pasture fence after Juan Antonio Flecha got swiped by a

Watch a TV Car Ruin Juan Antonio Flecha’s Day in the Tour De France

Details here, video after the click. How is this not intentional?

Want to See What Riding and Training for 15 Tour De France’ Could Do to Your Leg?

After looking at this picture of cyclist Georgie Hincapie's leg I thought to myself, "JC, you'd be nothing but a f*ckin' criminal if you didn't

Watch Austrian Mountainbiker Markus Stöckl Set a New Downhill Speed World Record

Markus Stöckl, the 36-year-old owner of the MS Evil Racing Team, recently set speed record on a a serial production mountain bike. He raced down