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Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Crucial Goal, Becomes Newest American Hero

Thanks, buddy.

Cristiano Ronaldo is Ready for His First Day of School

All grown up.

Cristiano Ronaldo Scored a Goal That the Uptight People from the “Footloose” Town Would Hate

Watch his feet.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Sick Hat Trick Puts Portugal in World Cup

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat trick to lift Portugal past Sweden and into the World Cup. If he wasn’t already the best soccer player on

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Tweet About Boys Underwear Was a Little Unsettling

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best soccer players in the world. He is not one of the best social media users in the world.

A Fan Ran Onto the Pitch, Hugged Cristiano Ronaldo For a Good 15 Seconds

Chelsea and Real Madrid squared off in Miami last night to treat Americans to top flight soccer. Security was just abysmal.

Cristiano Ronaldo Blasts Free Kick Into Stands, Breaks a Kid’s Wrist

Cristiano Ronaldo has been known to put some pace on the ball. Fans behind the opposing team’s goal would be advised to pay close attention

Real Madrid Eliminates Manchester United: The Goals and Controversial Call Everyone’s Talking About

Real Madrid scored two second half goals to eliminate Manchester United from the Champions League this afternoon at Old Trafford. To the highlights …

Cristiano Ronaldo Scores From the Cheap Seats With Amazing Strike

Cristiano Ronaldo is salty that Lionel Messi yet again snatched the Ballon d’Or from him. Perhaps if he scores goals of this quality each and

Real Madrid Beats Man City in Stunning Last-Second Fashion, Jose Mourinho Was a Bit Pumped (GIF)

European Football has gathered an increasingly devout following in the states over the past few years. Arguably, this rise in popularity could be attributed to

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi Score World-Class Goals Within Minutes of Each Other

Real Madrid bested a 10-man Barcelona yesterday, 2-1, to win the Spanish Super Cup on goal aggregate. That was sort of a boring sentence. Let

Help Us Pick the Bro of the Week

Each week, Bros go above and beyond the call of duty. For that, they receive Bro of the Week consideration. We’re putting the power in

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Free Kick Goal Was Like a ‘Wet Dream’ for Ray Hudson

Two of the most dynamic personalities in sports, Cristiano Ronaldo and Ray Hudson were in top form during Real Madrid’s 4-1 win over

Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Rocket Goal, Shows Off His Gun

Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo hasn’t let acting get in the way of his on-field play. He netted a rocket from 30-plus yards

Nike’s New Cristiano Ronaldo vs Rafael Nadal Soccer Commercial Is Unbelievable

Nike Football -- as in soccer -- has a new commercial with Rafael Nadal and Cristiano Ronaldo for the new Mercurial Vapor VIII

Watch Lionel Messi’s Perfect Free-Kick Goal

Barcelona and Real Madrid are mortal enemies, so it’s only natural that Lionel Messi tried to one-up Cristiano Ronaldo in the amazing-goal department