the rock

The Rock Will Reform Prisoners In A New Show For HBO, End Crime In Society

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I honestly believe, given enough time, The Rock could end crime in our society.

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Zamboni Driver With Blood-Alcohol Level Three Times Legal Limit Arrested For Some Reason

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I've never driven a zamboni so I'm not sure how difficult they are to operate.

stupid criminals

These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle

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The ‘what the fuck’-ery on this fucking piece is astounding.

dustin diamond

ZOINKS! Dustin Diamond Arrested For Carrying A Switchblade

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  Dustin Diamond has spent many years proving he's nothing like Screech from Saved By the Bell.

wtf

Fetishist Or Crime Gone Wild: Burglar Gets Sat On By 200-Pound Woman Until Police Arrive To Arrest Him

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A burglary in South Florida lived out a dream that many fetishists have to pay a lot of money for: he was taken down and sat on by a 200-pound woman.


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