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Generous Pizzeria Owner Arrested For Sprinkling Weed On Cops Pizza Because They ‘Seemed Cool’

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The most generous man on the planet was arrested in Tel Aviv for trying to hook a couple police officers up with a little nug, on the house.

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Louisiana Woman Gets Arrested And Tries To Bribe Cop By Offering To Lick His Butthole

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A Louisiana woman is facing a public bribery charge after offering to toss an officers salad in exchange for freedom after she was arrested for kicking the shit out of her boyfriend earlier this month.

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The Instagram And Twitter Accounts For One Of Mexico’s Highest Ranking Cartel Hit Men Shows That Crime Does Pay

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“Chino Antrax” aka Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboa (say that 5 times fast with a mouthful), 34, faces life in prison in connection to bringing “tons” of cocaine and marijuana from Mexico to the United States and for participating in violence against rival cartels.

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Tough Guy Tries To Steal A Dudes Car But His Plans Change When The Dude Opens Fire On His Ass

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Draw Speed Level: John Wayne Shot Accuracy Level: Helen Keller Gotta appreciate the quick draw, but holy hell, hit the shooting range, pal.

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Blood Covered Florida Teen High On Flakka Strips Naked And Claims She’s God And Satan, And That’s Just The Beginning

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In maybe the darkest segment in the Flakka series, a naked 17-year-old girl was arrested last week in Melbourne, Fla.

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Florida Woman Pulled Over For Drunk Driving While Baby Sucked On Boobies Is The Very Essence Of Florida

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I'm no breastfeeding expert but I'm fairly confident breastfeeding while shitfaced could potentially be harmful to the baby.

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Girlfriend Of The Year Scares Off Armed Robbers By Opening Fire On Them During A Home Invasion

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The idea of a home invasion is absolutely terrifying -- Evil people invade your personal private space for their personal gain.

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ Like An All-Out Brawl At Red Lobster

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I honored my mother this Mother's Day by sending her flowers with a heartfelt card.

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Woman Put Dead Foot Skin Shavings In Family’s Milk, Because Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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A completely sane, well-to-do Maryland woman was arrested Wednesday for serving milk to her family members that contained the dead skin shavings from her feet, according to Southern Maryland News Net.


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