Tag Archives: Crime

Genius Woman Steals Dress, Posts Selfie Online, Gets Arrested

Classic oversharer.

Justin Bieber Will Only Face Misdemeanor Charges for Egging Incident

Crime of the century downgraded to much smaller crime.

Creeper University Of Miami Football Players Were Just Arrested For Sexually Assaulting An Underage 17-Year-Old

I could make a joke about Florida here, but I won't.

Father Of Real-Life Benjamin Button Steals $6K From Daughter, Then Spends It At Costco

Not cool dude, not cool.

This Guy Stole A Cop Car While HANDCUFFED, Made Fun Of The Police Trying To Catch Him On Facebook, And Got A New Girl All In The Same Week

I dunno about you, but my life fails in comparison.

This Boat Captain Crashed His Boat Because He Was Too Busy With His Threeway

The man's got priorities.

The Felon Who Chicks Are All Thirsty About Gave a Jailhouse Interview

Jason Meeks, the California felon who was busted for illegal firearm possession and related gang charges, is Internet famous after chicks lost their shit over

Women Are Losing Their Shit Over This Guy’s Mug Shot

The "bad boy" image is a keeper.

Guy Tries To Pay His Cartel Debt With ‘Star Wars’ Action Figures, Is Immediately Murdered

I guess the guy was more of a Trekkie.

Hot TV Reporter Gets Robbed During Live Report About Robbery

Irony at its finest.

Taylor Swift Had Three Kids Arrested For Shenanigans Outside Her House

Why you gotta be so mean?

This 450-Pound Guy Tried To Smuggle Weed In His Stomach Fat

Because sticking it up your butt is soooo last year.

Watch This Crazy Chick Slash A Cop’s Throat – And Then Get Found Not Guilty

Because life isn't fair.

This Woman Made A Fake Facebook Profile To Catch Her Niece Plotting To Murder Her

Whatever happened to just using Craigslist?

Aaron Hernandez Allegedly Killed Two People for a Very Stupid Reason

A spilled drink?

The FBI Might Let Employees Smoke Pot Because Kids These Days

Federal Bong Inspectors

Teenage Caught Stealing Liquor Defends Self With Bong

Stoner Safety Tip No. 235: Never leave home without your bong.

Robbery Caught on Camera Looks Like Something Out of ‘Scream’

That is one big knife.

Cop Dash Cam Catches Two Meth Heads Exclaiming ‘We’re Going to Have to Be Gay For a Second’ In the Backseat of a Squad Car

These two Oklahoma meth heads have an interesting way of getting rid of an eight ball of meth after getting pulled [...]

Cab Driver Speeds Down Highway for 8 Miles as Would-be Highjacker Hangs on for Dear Life

Surreal scene.

Brazilian Woman Robbed During Live Report on High Rate of Brazilian Crime

Because FIFA and the IOC are corrupt and stupid, the World Cup and the Olympics are making their homes these next two years in Rio.

19-Year-Old Notre Dame Bro Breaks Into a Day Spa to Eat All the Hot Pockets

Wow, Notre Dame. It's not in your Catholic nature to do things like this.

Woman Brags on Facebook About Beating Breathalyzer Test, May Be Put in Jail

Sharp-as-a-tack Michigan resident Colleen Cudney copped a DUI in 2012.

Baltimore Thieves Stole $500,000 Worth Of Hennessy This Morning

Be on the lookout for someone purchasing large quantities of Hypnotic.

Genius Posts Selfie with Submachine Gun to Facebook, Is Nabbed in Bank Robbery

Before Jules Bahler was arrested last week for robbing three Michigan banks over an eight-day period, he posted a selfie to Facebook.

Portland Man, Dressed in Bulletproof Underpants, Arrested For Using Blowtorch to Break Into ATM

A Portland, Oregon man is in jail after having been arrested for trying to cut into an ATM with a blow torch.

Things Get Weird When Brother and Sister Arrested for Meth Starting Making Out In Jail

Meth: Never once.

‘Breaking Bad’ IRL Alert: Meth Cook Busted Wearing a ‘Los Pollos Hermanos’ Shirt

It’s a glorious day: Liberal Arts students can finally STFU about whether life imitates art or art imitates life. We’ve [...]

The World’s Most Powerful Drug Lord Has Been Arrested

Police in Mexico captured Joaquin Guzman, a man regarded as the most powerful drug lord in the world who headed [...]

Miami Police Release a Video of Justin Bieber Getting Booked In Jail and It’s GLORIOUS

  This is a catatheric moment for all the Justin Bieber haters. Miami police have released a video of them making [...]

92-Year-Old Woman Accused of Hit-and-Run Claims She Left Scene Because She Had… Diarrhea

An elderly women accused of leaving the scene of a hit-and-run is blaming her actions on a problem we are [...]

Justin Bieber Looks Happy As Hell in His Mugshot

He does. He looks very happy. It could be the combined effects of alcohol, marijuana and prescription drugs or the knowledge that he can afford

Justin Bieber Arrested, Charged With DUI and Drag Racing

Justin Bieber was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and drag racing early this morning in Miami.

Kellen Winslow Allegedly Caught Masturbating in His Escalade; His Explanation is Incredible

Professional football player and mythical SOLDIER Kellen Winslow was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a New Jersey Target store in November, and the

The Dumbest Criminal of All Time Is Now the Arsonist Who Set Himself on Fire

Welp, this is what happens when you are an idiot and try to burn a place down. 

Florida Man’s Instagram Selfies Lead to 142 (!!!) Felony Charges

Once upon a time, Florida 19-year-old Depree Johnson really liked sharing selfies on his Instagram page, just like any other clueless teenager. Three problems, though:

This Video of a Girl Resisting Arrest Will Make You Weep for Our Generation

Imagine one video that perfectly encapsulates every half-baked criticism of Generation: MILLENNIAL. That the generation is entitled. That it doesn't trust authority. That, generally, it's annoying as shit. This is

WTF? U.S. Criminals Using Mysterious High-Tech Device to Break Into Cars

This news report stems from June, but—for some reason—is making the rounds online today. The jist: Both police departments and car manufacturers are stumped. Cars are

Want to See Some Mug Shots of Really Hot Girls?

Even #hotties have to commit some crime, too. These are their photos.

Police Find 30-Pounds of Ecstasy Inside an ASU Student’s Dorm Room

The Arizona Department of Public Safety made a huge drug bust involving an ASU student, uncovering nearly 30-pounds of ecstasy in Andrew James Gajkowski's dorm