stupid criminals

These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle

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The ‘what the fuck’-ery on this fucking piece is astounding.

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ZOINKS! Dustin Diamond Arrested For Carrying A Switchblade

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  Dustin Diamond has spent many years proving he's nothing like Screech from Saved By the Bell.

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Fetishist Or Crime Gone Wild: Burglar Gets Sat On By 200-Pound Woman Until Police Arrive To Arrest Him

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A burglary in South Florida lived out a dream that many fetishists have to pay a lot of money for: he was taken down and sat on by a 200-pound woman.

california

Cali Man Pulls The Ultimate Cali Move And Tries To Long Board Away From A High Speed Chase With The Cops

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This is probably the funniest attempted criminal getaway we've seen in a while.

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Homeless Man Steals Ambulance To ‘See Some Pole Dancing’, Is Thwarted Before Reaching Titty Bar

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A homeless man in Detroit wanted to see some taters, but being homeless he didn't own a car, and public transportation wasn't available.

weird crimes

6 Times Chicks Broke The Law Using Breast Milk

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Breast milk, for most of us, is the first food to sustain us once we entered this mortal coil.

beauty pageants

The Before And After Photos Of This Hot Beauty Queen Are Just Another Reason Why You Don’t Fuck Around With Meth

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I am a girl and I can objectively say that the girl above, Jaime Lynn France aka a former Oregon teen beauty queen, is hot.


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