the rock

The Rock Will Reform Prisoners In A New Show For HBO, End Crime In Society


I honestly believe, given enough time, The Rock could end crime in our society.


Zamboni Driver With Blood-Alcohol Level Three Times Legal Limit Arrested For Some Reason


I've never driven a zamboni so I'm not sure how difficult they are to operate.

stupid criminals

These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle


The ‘what the fuck’-ery on this fucking piece is astounding.

dustin diamond

ZOINKS! Dustin Diamond Arrested For Carrying A Switchblade


  Dustin Diamond has spent many years proving he's nothing like Screech from Saved By the Bell.


Fetishist Or Crime Gone Wild: Burglar Gets Sat On By 200-Pound Woman Until Police Arrive To Arrest Him


A burglary in South Florida lived out a dream that many fetishists have to pay a lot of money for: he was taken down and sat on by a 200-pound woman.

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