crime

Here’s Footage Of The $300 Million Jewel Heist In London And It’s Pretty Much ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ IRL

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Over Easter weekend, a group of professional thieves knocked off the Hatton Garden Safe Deposit in London, making away with an estimated $300 million in diamonds and gems.

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Girl Beats Her Boyfriend With His Xbox After Throwing It At His Face During An Argument

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You really have to feel for the dude in this awful story out of Austin, Texas: Not only is his relationship over because his girlfriend is clearly crazy, but his Xbox is most likely past the point of repair.

dumb criminal

The Robbery Suspect Who Put Stolen Cash In Dollar Sign Sack Is The World’s Most Basic Criminal

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If you type "World's Most Basic Criminal" into Google, you'll probably be presented with David Lingafelter's mugshot.

dmx

DMX Allegedly Robbed A Man Outside A New Jersey Gas Station Last Night

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In July of 2013, DMX filed for bankruptcy, citing over $1.

crime

Real Life ’21 Jump Street': Texas Cop Pretended To Be High School Students To Bust Drug Ring

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21 Jump Street was one of the funniest movies to have come out in the past five years, but if I saw Channing Tatum or Jonah Hill wandering around pretending to be seniors in high school I'd hope kids would be smart enough to be like "Nah.

pee pot

Mother-In-Law Catches Son’s Wife Pissing In Her Tea Pot, So That Will Make For An Uncomfortable Thanksgiving

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For many people, dealing with in-laws feels more like a chore than a privilege.

crime

The Guy Who Posed As A Police Officer To Cut The Fast-Food Line Is Twice The Man I Am

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A West Texas man was arrested Saturday for impersonating an officer by using sirens and flashing lights to skip the drive-thru line at a fast-food restaurant.

tipsy toddler

Kentucky Fan Arrested For Feeding Baby Beer And Rum After Elite Eight Win May Not Be Suitable For Parenting

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a 29-year-old Kentucky fan was arrested on Saturday night in Garrard County, Kentucky for trying to get her one-year-old nephew fucked up on beer and rum in the wake of Kentucky's nail-biting win over Notre Dame in the Elite Eight.

jilted lover

Man Packs Fiancé In Suitcase At Airport After She Breaks Up With Him, And Who Said Chivalry Was Dead?

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Wang Li's girlfriend told him that she wanted to end their relationship, so Li did what any of us psychotic sociopaths would do: tie her up and throw her in his suitcase before boarding a flight home.

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Florida Couple Arrested For Having Sex In Front Of Kids Near Playground, And It’s Just Florida Being Florida

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A classy couple was arrested in Florida last week after they were spotted having sex in front of a bunch of children playing on a playground, according to Police.


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