Check out this incredible match-winning catch by Chris Lynn.
Cricket is huge in New Zealand.
Cricketer's girlfriends aren't expected to act like, say, Formula One girls.
We've all been there, we've all gotten drunk on a flight, we've all accidentally walked into the pilot cabin to take a piss.
As you've probably heard by now, whether because tech blogs are reporting it breathlessly as if it's the biggest thing ever, or your annoying snobby friend terrified that the poors will now also own his precious phone, Apple is going to start selling pre-paid, no-contract iPhones through Cricket.
This cop punches like Forrest Gump.
Bob Hawke, ladies and gentleman.