Tag Archives: Cracked

4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Nothing Like You Think

HEY! Let's take a closer look at people who are probably distracting you from work with sexual fantasies in an incognito browser window:

5 Relationship Zones Worse than ‘the Friend Zone’

The friend zone is dreaded by many guys who can’t figure out why the person they’ve lavished attention doesn’t automatically [...]

5 of the Most Baffling Uses of Sex Toys in Human History

Sometimes, horrible things happen when people use toys designed to be inserted in their bodies. These are those stories. 

6 Fan Ideas So Good They Were Taken By Their Creators

A 16-year-old kid with cancer contributed a major plot point to Breaking Bad's series finale. No, really.

6 True Stories from History Creepier Than Any Horror Film

DID YOU KNOW: In the Renaissance, thousands of syphilitic "zombies" wandered the streets of Italy with flesh rotting from their face?  Why wasn't this in Assassin's Creed II?

6 Real-Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy

There are some people who fight war with such total lack of self regard that it seems like they were playing a video game. These are

5 Amazing Pieces of Good News That Prove the World Isn’t Completely Going to Shit

Less war, less poverty, less relevant movies starring Rob Schneider: Cracked has proof the world is actually becoming a better place.

4 Ways Your Education Was a Conspiracy to Make You Bored

Lyndon Johnson would routinely urinate in public. Mozart wrote dirty lyrics. Einstein was a serial cheater. THE CHILDREN MUST KNOW THESE THINGS.

5 Crazy Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Busy Cities

Archaeology is defined as "the quest to discover the crumbling remains of past civilizations, then get hammered and blasphemy-hump on top of them like impaired

5 Details That Will Change the Way You Watch Movies

Working in movies—behind or in front of the camera—is still just a job, and despite the giant cocaine-and-sex parties that must be going on somewhere

5 Famous People You Hate for No Reason

"Kim Kardashian is a fucking workhorse compared to a lot of rich kids." Discuss.

9 Horrifying Things People Eat Willingly

Why would you even put that in your mouth?

5 Creative Ways People Got Revenge on Cheating Spouses

#6: Creative uses with peppers. See above.

4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Tolerate from a Sexual Partner

One of the most unique relationships you'll have in your life is with a sexual partner -- a spouse, a hump puppet, a cardboard cutout

5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes

What do you know about sex? Surely there aren't many of you who would answer "nothing." Even if you're the most inexperienced or inept lover

4 Harsh Conversations You Should Have Before Getting Married

Everyone seems to have a pretty good idea of what marriage is like right up until the honeymoon anesthesia wears off and they can start

10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Take the "jolly" out of Santa, and replace it with...