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HEY! Let's take a closer look at people who are probably distracting you from work with sexual fantasies in an incognito browser window:
The friend zone is dreaded by many guys who can’t figure out why the person they’ve lavished attention doesn’t automatically […]
Sometimes, horrible things happen when people use toys designed to be inserted in their bodies. These are those stories.
A 16-year-old kid with cancer contributed a major plot point to Breaking Bad's series finale. No, really.
DID YOU KNOW: In the Renaissance, thousands of syphilitic "zombies" wandered the streets of Italy with flesh rotting from their face? Why wasn't this in Assassin's Creed II?
There are some people who fight war with such total lack of self regard that it seems like they were playing a video game. These are
Less war, less poverty, less relevant movies starring Rob Schneider: Cracked has proof the world is actually becoming a better place.
Lyndon Johnson would routinely urinate in public. Mozart wrote dirty lyrics. Einstein was a serial cheater. THE CHILDREN MUST KNOW THESE THINGS.
Archaeology is defined as "the quest to discover the crumbling remains of past civilizations, then get hammered and blasphemy-hump on top of them like impaired
Working in movies—behind or in front of the camera—is still just a job, and despite the giant cocaine-and-sex parties that must be going on somewhere
"Kim Kardashian is a fucking workhorse compared to a lot of rich kids." Discuss.
#6: Creative uses with peppers. See above.
One of the most unique relationships you'll have in your life is with a sexual partner -- a spouse, a hump puppet, a cardboard cutout
What do you know about sex? Surely there aren't many of you who would answer "nothing." Even if you're the most inexperienced or inept lover
Everyone seems to have a pretty good idea of what marriage is like right up until the honeymoon anesthesia wears off and they can start
Take the "jolly" out of Santa, and replace it with...