The friend zone is dreaded by many guys who can't figure out why the person they've lavished attention doesn't automatically love them back.
Sometimes, horrible things happen when people use toys designed to be inserted in their bodies.
A 16-year-old kid with cancer contributed a major plot point to Breaking Bad's series finale.
DID YOU KNOW: In the Renaissance, thousands of syphilitic "zombies" wandered the streets of Italy with flesh rotting from their face.
There are some people who fight war with such total lack of self regard that it seems like they were playing a video game.
Less war, less poverty, less relevant movies starring Rob Schneider: Cracked has proof the world is actually becoming a better place.
Lyndon Johnson would routinely urinate in public.
Archaeology is defined as "the quest to discover the crumbling remains of past civilizations, then get hammered and blasphemy-hump on top of them like impaired teenage chimpanzees.
Working in movies—behind or in front of the camera—is still just a job, and despite the giant cocaine-and-sex parties that must be going on somewhere in Hollywood, there's a lot about filming a movie that the average person gets wrong.
"Kim Kardashian is a fucking workhorse compared to a lot of rich kids.