If you have a girlfriend, this video is #ohsotrue.
Is your current girlfriend/boyfriend the best sex you’ve ever had.
There's no sex quite like post-baby dinosaur theft sex.
Congratulations, you’ve finally found "the one" or you defiled her so badly last night that you feel obligated to at least take her out for breakfast.
Poor form, Patrick Brown.
We've all been there and said, "This is why I'm okay being single.