There's no sex quite like post-baby dinosaur theft sex.
Congratulations, you’ve finally found "the one" or you defiled her so badly last night that you feel obligated to at least take her out for breakfast.
Poor form, Patrick Brown.
We've all been there and said, "This is why I'm okay being single.
It’s fairly safe to assume that a couple that makes a pool trick shot together celebrates by making sweet, sweet love on the table.
Since it’s 2013, Tiger Woods just directed us all to his Facebook page where there are plenty of new photos of the golfer canoodling with skier Lindsey Vonn.