Tag Archives: Cornell

A Cornell Bro Let a Bee Sting Him in the Dick For Class

Nerds are weird.

Da’Quan Goes to Ithaca College and Cornell University, Tailgates HARD for Cortaca

It's your boi Da'Quan baaaaacccck in da placeeee. BroBible favorite Da'Quan recently headed upstate to Ithaca to pay a visit to Ithaca College and Cornell on

Cornell Staffer Sued After Creating Website Dedicated to Ex’s ‘Micro Penis’

Nothing like three bad dates to drive you to create a website and accuse your partner of being a "micro-penis"-holding "dirty old man," who "thinks he’s

Cornell Just Accidentally Destroyed Over $200,000 of Horse Semen

It's a tale as old as higher education itself: An Ivy League school collects 212 units of semen collected from a Holsteiner horse. It stores the

Cornell Guys Create Site Ranking Sorority Girls, Uproar Naturally Follows

Cornell Fetch is a website that launched a week ago. In its short life span, it's racked up over a million page views, media coverage

Cornell Student Running for Student Trustee Releases Ridiculous ‘N Sync Parody

Don Muir has two major things going for him in his run for student trustee: 1. He has the extreme, possibly self-damaging confidence necessary to

A Cam Girl Filmed an X-Rated Video in Cornell’s Library

The guys at Ivygate found an interesting post today on Cornell message board "Ezrahub" that appears to be a video filmed in Cornell's engineering library,

The New York Times Attempts to Write about the Death of College Bars, Fails So Badly

We've noticed with amusement that the New York Times has recently begun to report on collegiate "trends." Our friends at "I'm Schmacked" got 700 words

Cornell Band Mocks Michigan By Playing Michigan State Fight Song

The Cornell band took an opportunity to troll Michigan during last night’s NCAA hockey tournament by playing Michigan State’s fight song. Big Red upset the

Read a Bunch of Old E-mails From a Cornell University Athletic Team RE: Their Upcoming Toga Party

Someone, perhaps with dubious intentions that we'll never know, forwarded Gawker some e-mail invites to a toga party hosted by an unnamed Cornell University athletic

Kentucky vs. Cornell Drinking Game

In what promises to be one if not the most interesting game of the Sweet 16, here some ways to make it more interesting for