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Colorado State Student Allegedly Took Molly, Immediately Has A Seizure, Steals An Ambulance And Jerks Off In A Police Station

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I get really annoyed with news stories that imply taking certain drugs made people go bonkers, like this story out of Fort Collins, Colorado, about Colorado State Student Stefan Sortland who allegedly took molly and snorted some coke before going to a Halloween concert…and then went and wrecked shit around town.


This Owl Is High, Laughing, And I Just Can’t You Guys


I fully understand that this owl is not Hedwig, and it's not high, and Hedwig was never real to begin with.


Guy pulled over on suspicion of weed just because of Colorado plates


  Remember when suspicion meant "it looked like a person was doing something wrong".

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