music

If Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Was Actually About Anacondas It Would Sound A Little Something Like This

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It's a pretty reasonable question to posit: what if Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' was actually about anacondas, and not her big 'ol booty.

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What The iPhone 6 Would Be Like If It Actually Had Features We Want

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What would look the iPhone 6 look like if Apple actually gave us the features we truly desired.

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31-year-olds explain how to not waste your 20s

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Ben Affleck was a f'ing dinosaur when he was 27, so just imagine how much it'll suck when you're 30.

Sex

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn

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The ultimate guide to humping like a 2AM Cinemax softcore movie.

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Miley Cyrus’ Music Video For ‘We Can’t Stop’ Is Kinda Creepy When You Remove The Music

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Everyone thought that the music video for We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus was the holy grail of white girl twerking when it first came out.

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‘Everyone is an Asshole’

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No matter how hard you try to deny it, you are an asshole.

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‘Adulthood vs. Childhood’ is very accurate, perhaps too much so

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Because I definitely miss those special movies I had as a pre-adolescent.


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