Protip: If you ever get blown off by some random girl, hire people to come up and geek out all over yourself like you're famous or something.
Emergency conditions at Penn State.
There are powerful forces in the universe that my weak, feeble little mind just cannot wrap my head around: Dark matter, the nuclear physics behind supernobas, and why every Starbucks sipping, 20-something girl is obsessed with "Queen Bae" Beyoncé Knowles are three.
There are rankings for EVERYTHING when it comes to college, including rankings for the colleges with the hottest girls.
Some things in life need no explanation.
Have to love a fraternity party where girls show up wearing "Sorry Mom" rage hats.
Bros, the Sand Piper Beacon Hotel in Panama City Beach wants you to know that there are a lot of hot coeds currently getting turnt on spring break there.