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Colorado State Student Allegedly Took Molly, Immediately Has A Seizure, Steals An Ambulance And Jerks Off In A Police Station

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I get really annoyed with news stories that imply taking certain drugs made people go bonkers, like this story out of Fort Collins, Colorado, about Colorado State Student Stefan Sortland who allegedly took molly and snorted some coke before going to a Halloween concert…and then went and wrecked shit around town.

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Coke created a sober version of frat handcuff party


Coke's new marketing campaign forces college freshman to meet each other, much like the all-time frat favorite, The Handcuff Party.


Americans Try Coke For The First Time


They're going to be up all night.

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Diet Coke’s New Slogan Is “You’re On Coke.” No, Really.


If you live in New York City, you're going to see some ads around town that accuse you of being on drugs.

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Coke Creates the Perfect Solution For Ending Social Media Addiction


Social media addiction is crippling society as we know it, ruining our real life relationships with people in an endless web of Likes and ReTweets.

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Ranking the best Super Bowl commercials: food and booze


This year's Super Bowl commercials were more disappointing that everyone's favorite Papa John's franchisee.

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‘The World is Ours’ is your 2014 World Cup Anthem


Coca-Cola has released their official 2014 World Cup Anthem.

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The sexy orgin of the Cuba Libre cocktail


The Cuba Libre sounds like a fancy cocktail, but it's really just a rum and Coke.

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