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Canadian Man Has Discovered The Secret To Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine As Bait

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One man from North Lake Prince Edward Island, Canada has discovered the key to catching giant blue fin tuna, one of the most sought after game fish in the world.

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Colorado State Student Allegedly Took Molly, Immediately Has A Seizure, Steals An Ambulance And Jerks Off In A Police Station

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I get really annoyed with news stories that imply taking certain drugs made people go bonkers, like this story out of Fort Collins, Colorado, about Colorado State Student Stefan Sortland who allegedly took molly and snorted some coke before going to a Halloween concert…and then went and wrecked shit around town.

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Guy Pleads Guilty After Cops Find 27 Packages Of Cocaine Up His Rectum

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[joke about rectum/killed 'em and drug mules] A man in England plead guilty to smuggling cocaine up his ass in a Jamaican court yesterday.

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Joe Biden’s Son Hunter Kicked Out Of The Navy For Cocaine

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VP Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, has been discharged from the Navy after testing positive for cocaine, according to numerous reports.

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Feds Seize Seven Ounces of Cocaine Stuffed Into Tamales at Houston Airport

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Can't get any dumber than someone trying to walk through Customs at the airport with FOOD.

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The Pros and Cons of Doing Cocaine, In Honor of Hunter S. Thompson’s Birthday

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Cocaine is a magical powder that screws with everyone's brain worse than a bad relationship.


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