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Kids Steal A Box Of Cocaine From Their Neighbors Except When They Tasted It They Realized…CHRIST I NEED TO GO VOMIT


Here is some cocaine: Now here are some ashes: Notice how one looks rather lumpy while the other looks smooth like snow.

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Dunderhead Calls 911 To Report His Cocaine Was Stolen By Wife And He Gets Arrested


When you're standing at the altar exchanging devoted vows and you're gazing into the eyes of exquisite woman that you will treasure for the rest of your days and be the mother of your children, the notion of her betraying you never creeps into your mind.

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Police Find Some Cocaine, Take To Facebook To See Whose Cocaine It Is


The police are using a Facebook post to locate the owner of some cocaine they found.

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Meet The Chick Who Stole $126,000 From Her Employer To Fuel Her Aggressive Cocaine Habit


I don't know how former Aldi manager and cocaine connoisseur, Louise Mulholland, wound up falling so deeply in love with the drug that it caused her to steal $126,000 from Aldi, but in my head all cocaine addicts first encounter with the drug goes something like this.

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Canadian Man Has Discovered The Secret To Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine As Bait


One man from North Lake Prince Edward Island, Canada has discovered the key to catching giant blue fin tuna, one of the most sought after game fish in the world.

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Colorado State Student Allegedly Took Molly, Immediately Has A Seizure, Steals An Ambulance And Jerks Off In A Police Station

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I get really annoyed with news stories that imply taking certain drugs made people go bonkers, like this story out of Fort Collins, Colorado, about Colorado State Student Stefan Sortland who allegedly took molly and snorted some coke before going to a Halloween concert…and then went and wrecked shit around town.

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Guy Pleads Guilty After Cops Find 27 Packages Of Cocaine Up His Rectum


[joke about rectum/killed 'em and drug mules] A man in England plead guilty to smuggling cocaine up his ass in a Jamaican court yesterday.

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