Feds Seize Seven Ounces of Cocaine Stuffed Into Tamales at Houston Airport


Can't get any dumber than someone trying to walk through Customs at the airport with FOOD.

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The Pros and Cons of Doing Cocaine, In Honor of Hunter S. Thompson’s Birthday


Cocaine is a magical powder that screws with everyone's brain worse than a bad relationship.

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Coked-Out College Bro Has the 48-Hour Weekend of His Life


Hook Up Heroes are back in time for your weekend.


Dan Bilzerian Tells Story Of His Two Heart Attacks, Which Were Obviously Caused by Hookers, Viagra and Blow


Just a casual story for this Tuesday morning about having two heart attacks amidst an attempt to fuck a hooker.

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